I bet she's prettier than me, isn't socially awkward, and actually has some self confidence.
You know, that one girl that he decided was worth the risk of heartbreak when I wasn't, even though he told me he liked my but didn't want to get hurt and lose our 'friendship' by dating me.
You ruined our friendship by flirting with me when you shouldn't of and lying to me about what you really felt. I didn't even have to break your heart or viceversa.
So go fuck your fucking girlfriend and don't come crying to me when she breaks your fucking little heart you asshole.
Okay, that's all I have to say on the matter. Now you will understand my approaching gaggle of angry posts popping up on your dashboard.