i’m like contractually obliged to be into monster fucking, otherwise i wouldn’t be able to fuck anybody. just gotta find monster fuckers who are into me.
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i’m like contractually obliged to be into monster fucking, otherwise i wouldn’t be able to fuck anybody. just gotta find monster fuckers who are into me.
I also have something to add to the 'hate people' advice, if I may: if you see someone who you absolutely hate to death in public and you get the sudden urge to attack them like Björk did that journalist, do it. Produce aisle? Concert? See them in their car while driving? Doesn't matter! Rip the door off its hinges, become a screeching wild animal and just start throwing shit! It really works to assert dominance.
See? This is how it’s DONE!
a cat... is the enemy...?
I WANT to write but my whipe is on my laptop and my cat is sleeping on my legs so I cannot MOVE to get my laptop kxndndb
I created something weird. What was I thinking when drawing this?
Yesterday was the first time I withdrew care on a patient in the ICU. Everyone kept asking me if I was ok, including my manager... twice. The truth is, I was totally fine. It wasn’t quite as peaceful as the other times I’ve done comfort measures and it was quick. I started feeling like a monster because I didn’t really take it hard like everyone expected me to.
Evan: hahaha i just want you to find someone and settle down lolol
Evan: Settle way down.
Me: LOLOL why?!
Evan: because my friends keep falling victim