#a theif

[summonthebats]

consider the crime skills

We as a fandom are not makeing enoungh out of Shen Jiu's crime apprenticeship

Pick pockets? What is the version when the pockets are in your sleves? Bet he can though. Bet he does as well.

Lock picking? Actual locks were for the very rich historically but he can certainly jimmy a latch at speed

Con? Everyone is convinced he's a righ young master for a reason!

Gamble? Sure, he cheated with Qi to.

Case a joint? Obviously, its just art appraisal but non discriminatory.

There is milage here damnit!

[lamstan]

BC I AM SUCH A SIMP FOR LUKE (and luna cough) I HAVE A FEW HEADCANONS (for luke)

- he wears rings

- hes a bully

- he occasionally paints his nails

- he stays at sams (samuel obv) place most the time

- he has alot of oversized shirts

- skater bro 😎

- he stole a bunch of stuff so its kinda just in his room

- distinguished collarbones (pls im such a creep)

- smokes weed :p (or pot)

- swears the most (lynn jr might swear more idk)

- BIG D- (just kidding HES 16 YALL)

- also is a big fan of root beer (as shown with luna but it wasnt shown in luke so shut up lemme say this)

- sneaks out

- smells like booze (doesnt drink it tho he just smells like it for some reason) and oieed (actually no he does drink booze but only with chunk or whatever chunks genderbent name is)

- spends his free time in the garage or infront of his AC in his and lanes room

- speaking of the AC he stole it

- he has a shiv

- most of his clothes has holes in them

- hot headed (if u dont play sims he just gets angry all the time)

- WILL beat yo ass (aka if u pick a fight with him he will beat u on sight)

- playfights with sam ^^

- everyone thinks luke and sally r dating and they go “aw what a cute couple” then he just kisses sam and flips them off, causing sally to literally die from laughing

- he can speak a bit of german but only one sentence lmao

tell me if i should add more :D or dont idc

[serenawitchwriter]

[ectoimp]

Ma'am that pellet was for sharing

[delmarvian]

It's too late, Olivia. Your blood is mine. Nobody can stop us.

PLEASE....................

[tigerbluethunder]

[edge-kids]

Me, a theif