#a tiny turtle talking

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Guys, if we’re mutuals, and you want a Christmas card from me, fill this out real quick. 

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Also, one final note. I’m somehow turning into Maes Hughes, and it’s like, wow, my family is beautiful and amazing. I wanna carry around like a ton of pictures of them and tell everyone about them. 

Also!! Guess who got to bridal carry a girl. Um, yeah. It me. 

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You ever have like almost two solid months of fighting something and get wrapped up in like, hello panic attack, ah yes, that’s why I’m not doing right now. 

Like mother nature coming up and punching you to surprise you that you’re still not pregnant, wow, would not have guessed that one. 

So guys, guess what, I’m a witch again. Been one for awhile, and like, only lasted like maybe threeeeeeeish months of not being a witch? yeah, that’s my up to date rn.

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Co-authoring a romance story means accepting the guidance to cut out the part where I really wanted to tell you that the squirrels in my area (and possibly other places since it’s a species trait), carry plague. You can’t eat the squirrels according to some dude who’s a hunter, cause they will give you plague. 

Mostly just don’t let your dogs or cats eat squirrels. Or if you do, like WATCH THEM to make sure they’re okay. But there is an incubation period so maybe take them in to the vet right away. 

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I like the joke/quote of ‘the roof is not my son, but I shall raise it’ so much I told it to someone in a dream and named their dog Roof so I could Lion King raise the puppy. 

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I got a root canal today and wow, it was shockingly not as bad as I thought it would be. Like, definitely felt some of it and I did cry midway cause like, not a comfortable person at the dentist, but the doc and nurse were really nice and gave me time to collect myself, gave me more anesthesia when it was hurting and got it done well. 

Now all I gotta do it wait and heal up, and go get my crown put it. ^^;

AND! Ya know what guys? I’m either allergic to or ultra sensitive to colgate toothpaste now. If it makes you drool uncontrollably or feel sick if you don’t rinse out every teeny bit of it, probably not good. 

So like, Nature’s Gate (wintergreen gel) is a good toothpaste that doesn’t leave a scum of itself on my teeth, so if you’re using something that’s not working out for you, might try it! 

Jason total protection coconut mouth rinse has been working really well for me too, so like, def check ingredients if you’re allergic to anything, but it’s decent and doesn’t use alcohol.

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Went to the gym two days in a row and I’m like, anemia’s saying hallo my friend. Iron leaves in sweat and I get a little loopy. 

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Had a dream I was basically Sailor Moon. Had the rod, it was broken but fixed itself. Powers didn’t work, ended up sympathizing with the enemy, started talking to them to explain stuff, and we both ended up looking like we were going to cry and not continuing the fight.