#a who

[ophiedokes]

today one of the women I manage who’s more than old enough to be my mother asked me if I have a husband and I was so confused and thrown by the word husband that I made her repeat herself three times

[fangirl-in-a-world-full-of-books]

Who was your mistake?

[cableguysblog]

via Yahoo! Finance: DISH News http://ift.tt/eA8V8J

[rachaelmaryarlene]

It has gotten to the point where I could no longer even make up half the shit that happens to me on a regular basis. I just arrived home. On my way I saw a car rolled over and had to pull over and run into the ditch to pull a girl out of her car. How does that even happen? Is this real life? Plus the arrival of a $100 check three days before my credit card payment is due. Plus the drunk lesbian fire drill last night. Add that all on top of the illuminati meetings I attend twice a week and you have a Michael Crichton novel. 

[the-acid-erosion-of-my-life]

[secretaryofabriculture]

english bastards teasing us like that.

i haven't even seen it yet and i'm already sad and disappointed.

[tryandbreakmeidareyou]

"Mr. Hortan, did you hear a who"- my best friend while watching the men's gymnastics olympic trials after hearing someone who's last name is Hortan :)