hi im Ophie

ophie youtubevideos, from youtube

[ophiedokes]

arollercoasterthatonlygoesup (lmao) -> a million other urls -> morosexualharrow -> ophiedokes. I make youtube videos now btw

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[elokitties]

everyone needs to calm down about everything right now. unless you are worked up for a legitimate reason then of course, you should be angrier maybe. what I’m saying is let’s all take it down to a 1 or 2. unless of course you need to be at an 11.

[evergreen-femme]

on twitter they're saying if you like strap you're not a real lesbian

what the fuck is happening why is everyone getting 200% more conservative and insane in real time

[closet-keys]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[victusinveritas]

[ophiedokes]

finally talked about the Chappell Roan Hotel Incident

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[notkatniss]

[twirlingfreckles]

the very concept of writing an mcu fanfiction in which the winter soldier is a mild mannered smoothie barista

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[ophiedokes]

Ladies and gentlemen.... We got him.

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[bobdylanyaoi]

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

[sistertaxon]

listen, i hate grogu as much as everyone else. But you CAN NOT let that spill over into hating baby yoda. Grogu is an annoying marketing gimmick from a blockbuster megacorporation. Baby Yoda is a LITERAL CHILD STAR being taken advantage of by basically every adult in his life. If you know anything about child stars you know how they're treated. We know from whistleblowers they're making him pull 12 hour filming days (again, as a LITERAL CHILD), and he's almost certainly not interacting with kids his age; they can do whatever they want to him because he doesn't have the experience to know any better. We already know they've got him on ozempic, god knows what the fuck else they have him on.

And before anyone brings it up, I DON'T CARE about how he acted at the met gala. He shouldn't have even been there in the first place, he's a child, of course he's going to act out, and he's been conditioned basically since birth to think that's okay because again. EVERY SINGLE ADULT IN HIS LIFE IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. He's literally the victim here and Disney is encouraging this. Until you all get a lot more youthlib i don't want to fucking hear your opinions on baby yoda.

[slyandthefamilybook]

oh no, the poor 50-year-old minor 😢

did we all just completely miss his bluesky posts? if you truly believe children should be treated like adults then we need to hold him accountable for the things he said

[hyperrbolic-orange]

Um. Okay. Wow. Cant believe I have to keep explaining this but "50 years old" is still an ACTUAL CHILD to Baby Yoda's species. Holding him to human developmental milestones and age standards is not only completely ridiculous and ignorant but it's also kinda bigoted, no offense?

And do not turn this around as me excusing the bluesky posts—no one is doing that. Obviously they were not okay, child or not, NO ONE should be saying that stuff. We arent saying "oh, he's just a little kid so it's fine, he has a free pass to do whatever," all were asking is for people to consider the greater context of WHY hes acting this way and lashing out and saying these things.

Like, the kid spends all day in front of a VFX screen being moved around by a stand in wearing a suit of armour—sometimes it's Pedro Pascal in that armor and I'm sure they have a great relationship but it isnt always. His whole life is faked and CGI'd in later.

Exploitation of child stars is already messed up, but it's just taken to a totally new level with Baby Yoda. He doesn't have the same protections as human kids and he's one of the last of his species, so you think he has parents looking out for him??? No one is.

You can hold him accountable and show compassion at the same time

#WarOnStarWars #FreeBabyYoda #NotYourPuppet

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this