today we are thinking about when ferb fletcher said "actually lads, i'm not a brit or a yank. i'm just ferb."

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today we are thinking about when ferb fletcher said "actually lads, i'm not a brit or a yank. i'm just ferb."
makes sense why he seems more peaceful and content lately:
the solonist ; kita shinsuke
genre: hurt/comfort, fluff
warnings: uterus mentioned. less sad and more like relatable since we have period cramps. just felt sad and remembered this was in my drafts :(
details: understanding, cool, dignified... what else could kita shinsuke be? oh yeah, real mature.
notes: i just wanted to be reminded of what shinsuke kita (26) would be like as a boyfriend :)
word count: not counted. unbetaed, we die like the little giant's volleyball career.
undoubtly the worst part about dating mature men is that they don't argue with you.
they discuss.
and shinsuke kita is exactly the man who you would deem to be the perfect picture of a wise guy.
it was one of those days when your irrational self had been arguing with him about the pretext of buying unhealthy food and stocking them up in your secret stash only to find them gone because he'd serve them up to the miyas when they came to visit.
"did you think that i bought the food just to have it served up to them on a damn platter?! answer me shinsuke!"
all of my comfort food, gone. unbelievable. just as when i was saving it for today when i have my period.
you mourned the loss of chocolate, honey chips and two whole bags of cheetos and sun chips. your tears bubbled up to your throat and you kept wallowing it in before you'd bawl. you noticed him take in a deep breath yet his golden eyes were expressionless.
just before you could rant again, he interrupted your trail of angry thoughts with a small voice so unlike his typical coolness.
"love, i'm sorry. it was wrong of me to do it, and i know you're mad. but you have to listen to me explain, okay?"
"i said-" you pouted and your watery eyes shone. your cramps kept punching your uterus, you had no comfort food to distract yourself and you were irritated with him for giving it all to the miyas.
but he was so patient. what a patient man, a mature man he is. that alone was enough to have the tears slipping from your lashes.
"i still have a fucking speech, and how are you not mad or annoyed or irritated? why aren't you mad or angry-" you burst into a wail before you could finish your sentence. he rubbed your back in circles in a routine so familliar you sobbed even more.
"i'm sorry, i'm sorry."
"shinsuke you- you-"
"idiot?"
"y-yeah ... idiot ..."
"i won't do it again;" he promises and you wept a little more.
"i hate how you're so reliable."
and mature too.
undeniably, the worst part about dating mature men is that they don't argue with you.
but you got to give it to him for putting up with your irrational and stubborn self.
( while shinsuke patted your back, he thought about bringing up the miyans who were actually not served the food, but more so they snooped around and osamu- who had the scenting abilities of a bloodhound- found the stash.
seeing your sniffling form and hiccupping back, he thought the better of it.
might as well give the twins a severe lecture as continuation. )
Sizzling hot take:
Don Quijote was right.
I too want to give up on sanity and become a knight errand with junk I can find in my very own home
"Sexiness is relative, motherfucker!"
- a real icon Shane Madej
Proverbs 14:16 (NKJV) - A wise man fears and departs from evil, But a fool rages and is self-confident.