#a:se

[sprongulous-the-frungular]

I HAVE PUT

173

TRANQ SHOTS INTO THIS FUCKING GIGA AND IT'S STILL NOT FUCKING DOWN!!!!!

I'M EVEN USING 4 DIFFERENT RIFLES TO SAVE ON DAMAGE AND FOR RAPID BURSTS OF TRANQS!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THIS GOD DAMN LIZARD?!!?!?

I'M MAKING

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MORE SHOTS AND DRILLING THIS BITCH UNTIL I'VE REPLACED THE ENTIRE FLUID CONTENT OF ITS BODY WITH NARCOTICS!!!!

[natenotnathaniel]

Sometimes your music taste actually pains me. Those times I'm glad I don't share a room with you anymore.

I'm sorry you're too immature and lame to appreciate a good sex jam when you hear it. 

[buckyevans]

What up, face stealer?

Flipping through my contacts, what about you? And hey, you're the face stealer, dude. It's why you're uglier, no one could copy me exactly right.

[natenotnathaniel]

If I paid you a million dollars, would you stop smoking?

Why does it bother you so much? It's not your lungs. 

[natenotnathaniel]

Apology not accepted.

That wasn’t even for you. 

[sergeant-clarington]

Psst, Sergeant. I just wanted to make sure I'm not barred from going to the dance on Friday. I mean... I guess it's alright if I am but I kinda made some promises and I don't wanna break 'em. If you grant me permission, I promise to stop singing in the shower for like... a week. Or like, two weeks. Make it two weeks.

Hey Evans. Of course you're not barred from going to the dance. I don't think I would make anyone miss out on the first social event of the semester unless they did something truly atrocious.

[natenotnathaniel]

You do not need a lightsaber. I'd fear for everyone if you had one.

If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit you’d rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.

That lightsaber will be mine. 

[natenotnathaniel]

Correction: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE RED RANGER.

You are obviously color blind.