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[knielsenhello]

I was talking with my spouse about Our Wars Have Ended. He’ll never listen in a million years, but I like to keep him up to date on my stories. I said that I’m certain there are people in my country who would immediately re-elect George Washington if his shambling corpse made it back to life. To which he responded, “Well, sure. They already did it on Futurama.”