“Why NOT? Why won’t you listen to Boyfriend RP ASMR?!”
“BECAUSE BOYFRIEND RP ASMR KILLED MY GRANDMA, OK?”
“…”
“My uncle got caught falling asleep while listening to Bodyguard RP ASMR”
“How did… listening to Boyfriend RP ASMR kill your grandma? Which one was she listening to?”
“I was the one listening to it…”









