deodorant, saviour of all
I'm not sure what to tell you
im not sure where to go
every time you walk by
the stench leaves me going "oh!"
you have body odour!
body odour!
not level one, or two, but four!
out of five, yes five, I abhore
your allergy to showers
why, sir why, must a gnome like you
not brush your teeth, why refuse?
yes I understand you're tired
and things can be pretty shitty
I understand it's a chore and you're wired
you have better things to do, don't you mr gnome? pity!
oh the women gnomes would dance during spring
but you are stinky and embarrassed
oh, you poor thing!
here, try this, it's the solution
it's revolution
it's called deodorant :0
yes it's a re-odorant
pleasant fumes
simple tunes
simple days
dances in the freshly dappled sun!
oh deodorant, yes deodorant, you're the true magical love potion
for you are the one
who let's gnome, ("stinky gnome?" "no fragrant gnome, rebranded now haven't you heard?") have fun!
oh deodorant, yes deodorant I love you so!
I love you, I love your wife perfume and your son cologne!
oh deodorant, dear deodorant, goodness me!
won't you stay a little longer, have some tea?
deodorant stick deodorant spray
deodorant, you light up my days!
you are how I landed a girlfriend once
and how I'm not a complete dunce
you uplifted Mr gnome
you feel like coming home
with you we can roam!
sail the seven seas,
see the flowers and the bees
you're like the period ads on tv!
oh deodorant, yes deodorant,
could you and your entire family
spend the rest of your lives with me?
yippee!
