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[aalupakalu]

I'm sleepy can I sleep

I'm tired can I weep

It's almost like it's a treat

To live another day, what a feat

[aalupakalu]

[whimsydotcom]

maybe apples end up in pie

maybe the same way children cry

and smile right after

we can rot sweetly together, you and I

sweet :]

[whimsydotcom]

if I could be any fantastical creature

I'd probably chose to be one

that could transform at will into any

because time and time again

I feel trapped by my own uncertainty

indescribably indecisive,

we could be dragons together

but tomorrow I'd see a squirrel run up a tree

and I'd want to grow smaller

you see, nothing is ever that great

and if it is, it seldom lasts

no, life is sweet

and then it's gone

and if I lived forever

then maybe it would turn bitter

I'd lose my friends one by one

and I'd wish I'd foregone

immortality

I want to cry when I'm happy

I tend to smile when I'm sad

life is never that great

but with you, it isn't so bad <3

this is so bittersweet i love it 🩷

[whimsydotcom]

do birds ever tire of flying?

but continue to do

just that?

there isn't much else

they can do

so they have to persist

despite their disinterest

am I ploughing on

because I don't know how else

to cope?

do we keep hacking at old wounds

or mindlessly repeating

the same day

because we don't know how

to build a new one?

but more importantly, for me:

do the birds ever feel like soaring

if they repeatedly fly

through the monotony?

and if they do,

could it be true

for us, too?

much to think about

[aalupakalu]

dog eat dog world

the rich get richer

the poor get poorer

can't say much for the economy

or honestly, my sanity

but it's a dog eat dog world out there

no gods, no messiahs

but time still goes by

people get hurt

children cry

just the way it is,

why ask why?

just the way it's been

and the way it'll be

why change?

why try?

the children will unlearn their kindness

or they'll find they may just die

every morsel of respite

will be followed by endless plight

it's a dog eat dog world out there,

so brother, be a bird

leave everyone in the dust

build a mansion in the sky!

pile riches so so high

that the dogs will never reach

they'll kill each other trying

and soon they'll taste defeat

and you can roam,

take in the fumes

of rotting life or death

and you can live your cruel life

knowing you could've helped

had you cared

[aalupakalu]

mein karoon intezaar, yeh kesa hai pyar?

pyar ki kahani

kuch aisi hai maine

mehsoos ki

ki jab me bulati

tum na suno

aur jab aaye tumhari baari

tab mein kahin door

magar agar tum kehdo

ki "aao yahan"

wo chahey jahan bhi ho

mein hoongi wahan

meri mojudgi par

tum udhar na raho

[aalupakalu]

magarmach magarmach

bolo mujhe saccha sacch

kya aam ki mithas

tumhare dil ke paas

paunchti hai?

kyunki tum toh yun

humare khoon

na jaane kyun

choosne ki khwaish

le bethe

aakhir aam na sahi

toh hamari salon ki dosti

kuch maine toh rakhti?

magarmach magarmach

tumhne diya dhoka

tum aur tumhari patni jaye tel lagane

aaj se hamari katti

[calamitoustide]

tolerate it - taylor swift/unknown/@/dreadfulhounds/waiting room - phoebe bridgers/u.k/strangers- ethel cain/Daily 19 Painting, Nickie Zimov/ladybird dir greta gerwig/ladybird dir greta gerwig/tolerate it - taylor swift

[ad15124]

deodorant, saviour of all

I'm not sure what to tell you

im not sure where to go

every time you walk by

the stench leaves me going "oh!"

you have body odour!

body odour!

not level one, or two, but four!

out of five, yes five, I abhore

your allergy to showers

why, sir why, must a gnome like you

not brush your teeth, why refuse?

yes I understand you're tired

and things can be pretty shitty

I understand it's a chore and you're wired

you have better things to do, don't you mr gnome? pity!

oh the women gnomes would dance during spring

but you are stinky and embarrassed

oh, you poor thing!

here, try this, it's the solution

it's revolution

it's called deodorant :0

yes it's a re-odorant

pleasant fumes

simple tunes

simple days

dances in the freshly dappled sun!

oh deodorant, yes deodorant, you're the true magical love potion

for you are the one

who let's gnome, ("stinky gnome?" "no fragrant gnome, rebranded now haven't you heard?") have fun!

oh deodorant, yes deodorant I love you so!

I love you, I love your wife perfume and your son cologne!

oh deodorant, dear deodorant, goodness me!

won't you stay a little longer, have some tea?

deodorant stick deodorant spray

deodorant, you light up my days!

you are how I landed a girlfriend once

and how I'm not a complete dunce

you uplifted Mr gnome

you feel like coming home

with you we can roam!

sail the seven seas,

see the flowers and the bees

you're like the period ads on tv!

oh deodorant, yes deodorant,

could you and your entire family

spend the rest of your lives with me?

yippee!

[aalupakalu]

sunday

monday

tuesday

wednesday

when does this even end, hey!

the days are on repeat

I really can't compete

with a time loop

constructed so sweet!

yes I lounge around

on couches I am found

a potato they call me

I am lazy

but am I free?

balalalalalala whoopedeedooopedidee

oh mumma! do you see the state of me?

I am but bored

everything's a snooze

but change i can't afford

and I suddenly can't choose!

is the pain of growing

better than the pain of remaining the same?

oh boy I'm going insane!

balalalalalala whoopedeedooopedidee

someone save me

I cannot be

the hero I need

so uni I miss you

I miss the things you forced me to do

like writing essays and socialising

because at least I felt productive

and now I'm self critical not constructive

and perhaps it's reductive

to claim I'm just an aalu

anyone else stuck too?

[ad15124]

if I (but I won't (but if I (but I won't (but if I (but I wont (but if I told you I love you))))

[awesomehoggirl]

poem abt friendship 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[ad15124]

the romanticization fascination

on 'cringe', 'patelli marna' and authenticity

[aalupakalu]

home is where the heart is [but where is the heart? with the home [and the home? with the heart]]

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[peppermint-madness]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[elfwreck]

[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

[june-egbert-official]

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[peppermint-madness]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[elfwreck]

[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

[june-egbert-official]

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[aalupakalu]

:P

:D