#aarodilya stevens

[officermaddie23]

Nate: wait why are we going to six flags

Aarodilya: we’re not going to six flags we’re going on a hit orders from the boss

Nate: well that’s funny considering I’m in the car and we’re going to SIX FLAGS

Aarodilya: WAIT NATE NOOOOOOOOO

(The car drives off to six flags)

[officermaddie23]

Aarodilya: How would you even know what it’s like to be betrayed by someone close to you

Boomer (frustrated): BECAUSE DEXTER DID THAT TO ME

Aarodilya: *shocked*

Boomer (realizing he lost his cool around someone who he was trying to help): I’m sorry you had to see me angry Ari but please understand. When I had found Fang in the outback Dexter wanted the money that Itex was rewarding anyone who would bring their test subjects back and of course I did not want fang to be used as an experiment again so I refused to turn him in however Dexter did not like that and tried to turn Fang in without me noticing. However I caught him and I made him pay for what he did

Aarodilya: is that why you hate him more

Boomer: yes and look I know what it’s like to think that your friends are real friends and then reveal themselves to be nothing more than fake friends and for awhile I was very aggressive with others scaring them off because I did not want to experience that again Ari please you don’t have to go through the shit your going through alone your family and I will not ever betray your trust ever

(Aarodilya latches onto Boomer crying)

Aarodilya: it’s just so hard how can I even do this

Boomer: you won’t have to face this alone anymore mate I’m here

[officermaddie23]

Boomer: *doing his task in among us until Ari catches him*

Aarodilya: *laughing her ass off*

Boomer: my dude you better hope no one caught you mate

[officermaddie23]

Playing Among Us with Boomer is very frustrating

Aarodilya: *doing a task in among us until boomer gets her*

Boomer: *laughing*

Aarodilya: I KNEW IT WAS YOU, YOU SNEAKY CROC

[officermaddie23]

Boomer: SHIT

Aarodilya: What?

Boomer: Mate what am I supposed to do if foxy leaves pirate’s cove

Aarodilya: SHUT THE DOOR FAST BRO

Boomer: SHIT SHIT SHIT *accidentally presses the west hall camera only to see foxy running straight for the security office* OH SHIT

(Cue the foxy jumpscare and Boomer screaming like a little girl)

Aarodilya: Boomer what happened?

Boomer: Mate whatever happened here you keep between us

Aarodilya: Okay

[officermaddie23]

Aarodilya: look if you were to ask us out of who does the most trash talk it’s boomer

(Previously)

Poison Dagger: HAH YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME YOU SEA SICK CROC

Boomer: I don’t just think that I can beat you I know that I can beat any Bogan like you

Poison Dagger: *growls in frustration*

(Yesterday)

Dexter: You gonna surrender mate

Boomer: Mate getting me to surrender is like trying to get a bin chicken to stop eating out of the trash

Dexter: WHAT DID YOU SAY

Boomer (enjoying every second of this): I’m not repeating myself Bogan

(2 days ago)

Poison Dagger: OH COMEON HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP ON HAPPENING

Boomer: CAUSE YOUR A BLOODY BOGAN

(Back to Ari’s interview)

Aarodilya: honestly we’ve never tried to get him to stop because we find it hilarious that he uses Aussie slang to trash talk Dr. Dawn’s mercenaries

[officermaddie23]

Boomer (notices that Nate is going near the Vegemite): My dude unless you want to loose all your teeth I advise that you bloody stay away from the Vegemite since you eat it straight from the jar you food criminal

Nate: *grabs the jar of Vegemite and runs off*

Boomer: NATE YOU BLOODY BIN CHICKEN YOU’VE GONE AND DONE IT THIS TIME GET YOUR BLOODY ASS BACK HERE YOU BOGAN

(Boomer starts running after Nate)

Aarodilya (sees Nate running away with the Vegemite): I bet 2 seconds that I will see a very angry saltwater croc running through here looking ready to beat the stuffing out of Nate

Boomer: *running through the hall behind his shades a faint glow of red is illuminating from his eyes*

[officermaddie23]

Nate: *tied up and has duck tape on his mouth*

Boomer (throws Nate into the closet): HOW MANY BLOODY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU DON’T BLOODY DIS THE VEGEMITE YA BLOODY BOGAN

Nate: *mumbling something as Boomer shuts the closet door*

Rang: Mate I get that Nate needs to learn to respect the Vegemite but don’t you think that’s a bit much

Boomer: Rang the worst thing that disgusts me is when someone eats the Vegemite straight from the jar and not putting on the bread Ari respects it at least

Aarodilya: *eating vegemite on toast*