Hamilton: hey guys meet the crew! We have:
Hamilton, at Eliza: 90% of my impulse control
Hamilton, at Lafayette: kicked out of Dennys
Hamilton, at Hercules: answers ur mom to every question whether it’s relevant or not
Hamilton, at Laurens: golden retriever boyfriend
Hamilton, at Burr: the punching bag
Hamilton, at Angelica: I comment here I die
Hamilton, at Peggy: I actually have no clue who this is, I think she was at my wedding?
Hamilton, at Washington: dad, what are you doing here? I said I was having friends over, remember?
Hamilton: and me, the bi disaster on thin ice!










