#aawhf

[analienwithhumanfriends]

humans will adopt him

Commander: Humans aren’t safe. They are dangerous. They kill every thing in their paths. Be careful while training with them.

Alien Kay-Ix: unknowingly about to befriend and allow them to join his crew them after they practically showed idiocies of all kinds and then adopted him Of course, sir.

[analienwithhumanfriends]

slang is hard

Alien Kay-Ix: Hello human Ayame! i was told to talk to you about history. 

Ayame: Sure, what’s up?

Kay-Ix: im sorry, theres something above me?

[analienwithhumanfriends]

Someone: *sneezes*

Eveyone: bless you

Alien Kay-Ix: hahahahahahawhatshappening

[analienwithhumanfriends]

How Kay-Ix Got His Nickname

Rain: Hello I’m one of your classmates and dorm mates. I’ve been assigned to give you a tour. What should a call you?

 Kay-Ix: I’m kay-

someone screams running in between them while being chased by a white blur

Rain: completely fine so kay welcome to earth

Kay: attached to the nearest tree What was that?!

Rain: a goose? C’mon man time to go.

[analienwithhumanfriends]

you can what

Alien Kay-Ix: So what was the French revolution exactly?

Ayame: so basically a long time ago France was being ruled by people who didn’t care for their country well so they overthrow and killed them and made it better.

Kay-Ix: And you just killed them?

Ayame: Well that's the watered down version it was a lot more gruesome. and stuff like this used to happen a lot in our rapidly changing world and it still does.

Kay-Ix: More things like this happened?

Ayame: solemnly Yeah... it happened a lot on a much larger sale. We had to world wars along with that.

Kay-Ix: Back to the overthrowing thing. you can just get rid of people you don't like? in high power?

Ayame: What about it.

Kay-Ix: I didn't know you could do that. standing up I should go meet my dorm mate than you.

Ayame: do your people not do that?

Kay-Ix: no... we hope they die an early death, I will as you say ‘see you later’