After many years of research us of the terrestrial alliance decided to finally come to earth. Our first conversation with one was different than we expected. They only said one thing. "Holy shit are ya'll-? sis aliens!" they made a noise like a screech. contact was known. Now centuries later we fly with them and discover new things. What we have discovered of them is that they're curious, smart, and different from each other. They are also chaotic and idiots. (shorts and shit post about humans are space orcs!)
Alien Kay-Ix: So what was the French revolution exactly?
Ayame: so basically a long time ago France was being ruled by people who didn’t care for their country well so they overthrow and killed them and made it better.
Kay-Ix: And you just killed them?
Ayame: Well that's the watered down version it was a lot more gruesome. and stuff like this used to happen a lot in our rapidly changing world and it still does.
Kay-Ix: More things like this happened?
Ayame: solemnly Yeah... it happened a lot on a much larger sale. We had to world wars along with that.
Kay-Ix: Back to the overthrowing thing. you can just get rid of people you don't like? in high power?
Ayame: What about it.
Kay-Ix: I didn't know you could do that. standing up I should go meet my dorm mate than you.
Ayame: do your people not do that?
Kay-Ix: no... we hope they die an early death, I will as you say ‘see you later’
Commander: Humans aren’t safe. They are dangerous. They kill every thing in their paths. Be careful while training with them.
Alien Kay-Ix: unknowingly about to befriend and allow them to join his crew them after they practically showed idiocies of all kinds and then adopted him Of course, sir.