the signs as the furry incident
aries: “if you dont stop ignoring me ur a confirmed furry”
taurus: desperately trying to pass the furry anon off to a friend
gemini: out playing pokemon go and almost dying twice
cancer: just plain uncomfortable
leo: the hot fursona
virgo: “how do i respond to this”
libra: “im reporting you for ignoring me”
scorpio: says they dont draw furry porn, only to hear “SO ITS TRUE”
sagittarius: “step into my office”
capricorn: the friend
aquarius: antler kink
pisces: the anon that was speculated to be a hacker that targets furries











