Okay okay i see you, Answer the evens between 40-60 if you haven’t already answered that #😉
Cool cool cool cool. Thank you! <3
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Mannn I used to write poems all the time. All. The. Time. I should write another poem. Max reward for min word count. So that’s a yes.
I am unfortunately not creatively inclined when it comes to music - I can sing okay but never learned to read, never learned an instrument, I get away by ear. There was one kinda magical summer of my life, though, that I was roommates with a musician, and he helped me set a poem about a boy to a melody. The roommate’s gone, the boy is gone, but I still sing Blue Eyes sometimes in the shower.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I AM SO HORNY FOR A MAKEOUT SESH OMG. I could kiss for hours, honestly, and it’s not my hands that are the problem, it’s my hips. I’m a grinder. It’s involuntary.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
I’ve dated a lot more, but Boyf is my ninth “official” relationship.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
Somewhere in the neighbourhood of 25-30, to estimate.
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Historically, I tended to say, “Oh yeah? That’s what you think. Watch me as I attempt to win you away from that person because I have a pathological need to be accepted.” But now I’d probably just like . . . respect that. Growth ig.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
There was a long time when the answer to that would have been yes, but not anymore. I choose Boyf, every day.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
I gave up on my best friend, and it sucked. I won’t get into all the deets because I still love her and it still hurts, but it was a toxic friendship and I had to let it go. I don’t think she’s a bad person, or that I am, but I think our particular personality flaws just scraped up against each other in such a way that we brought out the worst in one another instead of the best, you know? God, I miss her, though.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Yeah, the man who would be knocking on my door from question 50. He wasn’t just my first true love, he also taught me everything I know about sex, and to this very day, no one has ever made me feel that good again. Not by a long shot.
56. State 8 facts about your body
My weight fluctuates wildly between 150-200 lbs and always has and probably always will
Which has resulted in stretch marks everywhere
I have never been an athlete but I have enough coordination for basic choreography and kickboxing forms
I have carpal tunnel syndrome and sleep in a wrist brace and will probably need surgery for it someday.
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
Have a great smile, make me laugh, make me come, show some vulnerability, be loyal.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Question 50 is five years older than me. Boyf is four years younger.
