Aug 8, 2016
“Oh, hey! Abalim!” No, I didn’t seek you out for a very specific reason. Not at all.
“Did you... do the thing?”
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“Oh, hey! Abalim!” No, I didn’t seek you out for a very specific reason. Not at all.
“Did you... do the thing?”
Do all of them. Do it. For NSFW.
[NSFW] put a name in my inbox and my muse will answer:
Paimon
How interested they are in having sex with them: “This is the most interesting thing. But no, no thank you.”
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: “Awkward...”
If they would rather bottom or top them: “Lbr. Bottom.”
How good they think they would be: “Good, probably? I have no reason to assume he wouldn’t be.”
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: “Wall. Definitely.”
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: “Have sex? I guess?”
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: “Well. I know who I don’t want it to be.” I have a damn list.
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: “I hope there’s no possibility.”
Labal
How interested they are in having sex with them: “Well, I would have said zero interested, until that ridiculous little spiel of hers, earlier.”
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: “I don’t think money is going to enter the equation, here.”
If they would rather bottom or top them: “Wanna fight her for it.” And then lose.
How good they think they would be: “I have no idea.”
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: “Really, though, who has sex in a shower? It’s so echoey. No. Wall, like a sensible person.”
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: “Fffffffuck??”
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: “You come into my house, on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to violate my poetic sense. Abalim, obviously.”
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: “Who even knows, anymore? Fuck.”
Abalim
How interested they are in having sex with them: “This is not an interesting thing.”
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: “I would have to be paid, probably, but maybe not a lot.”
If they would rather bottom or top them: “I really don’t give a shit, since I’m refusing to imagine this happening.”
How good they think they would be: “Why are you asking me? I don’t know.”
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: *sighs endlessly*
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: “Have sex, I guess. See above, re: not imagining.”
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: “You come into my house...”
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: “I am a firm believer in the possibility of anything. But let’s be really real: Life would do that to me.”