#abangparis

[abangparis]

What about Burnout?

Burn what?

Do you wanna be rich or not?

You work and you sleep.

You want money!

"Oh, but I'm burnout"

Burnout?

You're not some fucking Formula one car.

Your brain ain't something supercomputer.

You are GEEK!!

BECOME A SUPER GEEK!!

-Andrew tate-

8 January 2023

[abangparis]

Hai teman-teman, apa kabar hari ini? Ngentot sekali bukan? Di hari Minggu, tanggal 8 Januari 2023 ini aku lembur. Anjing sekali bukan.

Aku datang ke kantor paling awal, ruangan masih kosong dan gelap, AC pun belum di nyalakan. Kontol sekali bukan. Layaknya pegawai yang rajin menjilat pantat atasannya aku datang ke kantor yang paling awal agar bisa cepat naik jabatan.

Tapi aku kan bukan PNS, tidak akan ada jenjang karir di kantor ku, walau se-liar apapun, se-brutal apapun aku menjilat atasan, aku tidak akan mendapat keuntungan apapun. Sangat babi betul?

Setelah mulai datang semua, pertololan dimulai.

Hari ini akhirnya terbongkar semua pertololan-pertololan yang terakumulasi dari kebijakan-kebijakan tanpa hitam diatas putih. Client-client yang terdaftar menuliskan angka yang tidak pernah sesuai dengan realisasi, yang memberikan ruang gerak besar untuk kesempatan terjadinya korupsi.

Sekian dulu yah dari aku.

Terima kasih sudah membaca.

Dadahhh!!

Ketemu lagi besok yah.

[abangparis]

Ah, this is bad, I act based on motivation.

I need to nurture consistency.

Motivation won't make you go anywhere.

Consistency is.

[abangparis]

Oh, kemarin, tanggal 30 desember 2022 gua untuk pertama kali nya nonton standup secara langsung, dan langsung coba partisipasi jadi performer.

Abis nulis nama langsung dingin cok tangannya. Grogi mampus.

Gua tinggal lah pesen minum buat ngilangin grogi.

Mulai tuh opening dari MC, ngoceh ngoceh ngoceh, trus 'langsung kita panggil peserta pertama, ABAS', lah sianjing gua kan nulis urutan terakhir, kenapa gua jadi perform pertama.

Goblok banget gua grogi parah, tangan gua ngelipet terus saking grogi nya, ga bisa yang ekspresif, trus penyampaian materi gua basi abis, ya akhirnya dari sekitar 30an yang nonton, yang ketawa cuma 3.

Ngebomb parah.

Yaa well, ga ada cok. Ga ada well well nya. Orang materi aja ga gua tulis. Goblok ya goblok aja. Mending goblok trus lucu, ini uda goblok ga lucu bangsat.

Ya udah akhirnya selesai penderitaan 3 menit diatas panggung, MC nya keren banget langsung approach gitu, ceng cengin biar ga kaku.

Ada banyak komika basis jakbar, yang uda banyak dikenal orang, dateng. Tapi gua lupa namanya, tadinya mau minta poto, tapi ga tau namanya, wakakakak. Ga jadi akhirnya.

Trus performer setelah gua itu bagus banget, dia taro nama ipan peci, tapi dia pake topi, pas dibuka topi nya ada peci beneran, wkwkwk, kocak beneran.

Yaa, beda lah yang emang uda join komunitas sama first experience. Keren banget lah pokoknya.

Trus ada yang materi anak anggota DPR, ada materi suami kerjaan pangku monyet, materi guru matematika, sama ada juga yang materinya komika ridwan remin dibawain, itu plagiat, ga bole, akhirnya diedukasi sama MC kalo sebaiknya kalo open mic bawa materi original.

Yaa as the first experience, that is a good one.

Definitely gonna do it for the 2nd time.

[abangparis]

Menjemput

Kalau kau bilang seperti itu

Aku ada solusi versiku

Kita, tak lagi boleh berpisah

Itu saja

Kau tau aku itu ingin kau

Aku pun tau, kau ingin memantapkan posisi

Tak usah lah kau itu takut

Doakan saja aku agar cepat berada disisi

Aku ini sedang meniti jalan, 

Membuat jembatan

Aku ini, MAU!

Kau itu, pandu.

Tak usah lah kau sungkan

Buta sudah mataku dihadapkan kau

Dengan senang hati telinga ini tuli untuk kau

Dan jarum kompasku ini, sudah bukan menunjuk kutub utara lagi

Aku akan menjemput.

11/12/2022

[abangparis]

24/10/2022

Kenyataan memang tidak indah

Tapi keindahan adalah nyata

[abangparis]

NOT YOU

12 august 2022

So, this is a story about a creature I dreamt about. I called this creature NOT YOU. This creature appear whether it is morning, noon, or night. NOT YOU isn't bound by time. This one love to mimic a person who use black clothes, full black clothes. THEY run fast. THEY usually appear among a group of 5 or more people or friends, take a shape of black clothes person, and they run so fast until THEY dissapeared.

Initially THEY just appear and run when your black clothes friend is not in presence. But after a while, your friend gonna appear and you'll ask your friend "why are you running around?" But your friend doesn't understand what are you talking about, since THAT is not your friend after all. But after that, the incident getting more frequent. Whenever your friend is not present, THEY appear and randomly run straight to somewhere in front of you and dissapear. THEY usually take a diagonal angle when run where everyone can see the shape of the body clearly but not the face.

It become more and more out of ordinary when THEY took your second friend shape who also use black garments. THEY start running together from different direction. This is where you start the suspicion.

Everytime you saw THEM, you start running towards your friend, for example they are in the kitchen, and try to be calm and ask general question and you have a conclusion "oh, that is not you". Until at some point, THEY appear and you can't find your friend, your friend can't be discovered, you totally lost contact to your friend.

Since there is still a group of you, you start looking for solution. The most logical solution is if THEY appear, you gonna catch THEM and interrogate THEM. First time is not succeed. THEY feels like a bit foggy-ish, like a mist, when you touch their clothes you can feel the garment, it is totally physical, you can touch it but it gives smokes, black hazy smokes. THEY are fast, it is not easy to catch.

After some preparation you ready to immobilize THEM. One of you manage to grab THEY body, and get dragged for 5 meters because of their strength for run. That is your first time full contact with THEM after countless of plans and time to try to catch THEM. It is not a failure. It is a progress. After a few time, THEY appear, you ran with full power to catch it and grab it. You realize that it appear using different garment, oh this one mimicking your other friend, the second friend. IT scream a shrieking sound, you force yourself to get their front, and suddenly you let loose your hand, and you fell to the ground rolled almost 2 meters. You are shocked, you saw their face. That is not a face, that is a gruesome sight of a bunch of maggots squirming on the surface, only left a void spot on the mouth part to let their scream out.

You are trembling in fear, your friend is coming to help you. Few hour passed after you collect yourself and tell all the characteristic of the creature to your friends. Sometimes you can see from inside the house THEY still appear, running, and disappear. The differences now THEY let loose their scream. Every time they appear now you can hear their scream. They seem become more aggressive. You think it is a good thing, because you can pin point where they going to appear and cut their route so you can catch both of THEM in the same time.

After a great of preparation, each of you holding a rope, you make fences and traps, whether it to trip THEM, catch them, anything that can slow THEM. The scream echoing, you prepare for the visit. The first one came from your right, you can see it clearly run, but THAT route was too far from you, you let your friend handle that one. The second scream is coming you can distinct it from the first, the tail of your eyes recognize a movement, it going to run from your left. Quickly you run toward nearest trap that cut the route of THEM. You cut the rope that connect to the trap and erect the fences. THEY hit the fences, tripped and their movement getting sluggish.

Now you can see the shape of THEM they definitely take the appearance of your friend body, but not the face, their body emits black smokes. You start to pull all your weapon, knives, machetes, and other blunt weapon. You attack it mercilessly. You definitely can feel their body getting beaten but there is no blood coming even if you stab your knive or slash your machete on their body.

You feel satisfied after you beat THEM. You make sure once more time that THEY don't move even a millimeter. You keep your eyes on THEM for a while. Their body getting transparent, but the black smoke getting thicker. You tried to slash THEM but now you don't feel there is any physical body in that smoke anymore. The smoke getting thicker and higher. It reach 2 meters from the ground.

You still stunned with the occurrence gradually the mist making a shape of a scythe.

That is the last memory that you had.

[abangparis]

Eima side story 3

There are so many birdies hereee...!!! Aaaaww.. They are so cutee....!!!

We arrived at the garden of birds. I'm a little bit exhausted, I thought it wouldn't take long but it is! It is not pretty far. It is FAR!! But all has been payed off thanks to these little cutie..

Just before I arrived Dyan told me that he ask the garden officer to bring out the cockatoo and it have pink feather but they have put it inside again! How unfair!! I only can watch it from the outside of the cage.. Suddenly Ritz take the initiative to ask the officer to bring out the cockatoo. Yay how kind of him. He always know what I wanted.

Yay, let me play with them for a while..