#abbariso

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Abbacchio: Bruno asked me if I liked Risotto

Abbacchio: and I said no, you know, like a liar

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Risotto, sighing: I’ve never had a real friend before

Abbacchio: I can be your friend

Risotto:

Risotto: I’ve also never had a boyfriend before

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Risotto: And as we snuff out these candles, we too snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp.

Abbacchio: Jesus Christ

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Risotto: How was you’re day?

Abbacchio: Terrible. I hate it. I hate the world.

Risotto: Me too. Let’s die in a hole together.

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Abbacchio: damn, you must be an existential crisis

Risotto: ????

Abbacchio: because I'm gonna have you in bed tonight 

Risotto, trying not to blush: aww thats so sweet of you.

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Abbacchio: Wanna hear a joke?

Risotto: Okay.

Abbacchio: Knock Knock.

Risotto: Who’s there?

Abbacchio: Choke

Risotto: Choke who?

Abbacchio: Choke me da—

Bruno, appearing out of nowhere: CHOKING HAZARD UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW THE AGE OF THREE. SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME HOLY WATER.

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Risotto, out of the blue : Looking good, Abbacchio

Abbacchio : having low standards, Risotto *finger guns*

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Bruno: Well? Did you kiss him?

Abbacchio: No, the moment wasn’t right.

Abbacchio: Look, Risotto could be my future husband and I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Fugo: Aww, that’s so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.