#fucking demons

[dear-indies]

[thekaiqueen]

RIsotto: When Mothman lurks around at night it’s “cool” and “sexy”

Risotto: But when I do the same it’s “weird” and “a disturbance”

[yudaah]

A regular day in dark slayer’s life.

[you-just-feel-used]

The way these people dont even try to be subtle anymore.............

[angelsdrinkblood]

"Ghouls" are humans... that's vile.

[riyerose]

I know I have a problem, don't judge me aight?!

[princeofyorkshire]

y’all. harry and louis ARE watching us freak the fuck out right now and laughing cause they’re two chaotic assholes. just a reminder

[winteriron-trash]

Writing With Cats

So it’s hot as FUCK in New York right now, and I’ve come downstairs to write in the dining room instead of upstairs in my boiling hot room. And I forgot why I started writing upstairs... until now.

Fucking cats. Enjoy some shitty quality pictures of these assholes.

Oh, hi friend. You’re cute, yes I know.

D’awwww. Keep your head off the keyboard, but awww.

Yes, the mouse moves. Very fascinating.

WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING (look at your grandmother in the background, sick of your shit)

My cat is a modern day Shakespeare, guys. Look at his masterpiece.

Oh, sure. Pose and be cute, like that’ll make me less mad at you.

Oh look, his mommy came to say hi. She doesn’t walk all over the keyboard.

WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU COME FROM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Okay, fine you’re a modern-day Shakespeare too.

At least you just sleep and look cute behind my laptop, unlike your brother and sister.

Oh yeah, and there are two more playing with my feet under the table. They stole my shoe. Kittens, man.