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My name is Xyria, i use he/bee/it pronouns

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Diluc, dropping his glass of grape juice: this is sadder than that time when i jumped off a cliff

Kaeya: that time when you WHAT?

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i accidentially reminded my brother of Mythical Kitchen and now every time i look into his room i see in on the tv

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yall why they doin my GOAT grandad dog like this? dannys dad aint been around in YEARS. and yet danny still drew him for the family picture, yet not grandad dog. captain dog be takin every chance to leave his son again. like what the hell?!

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Some Cousin Harringham headcanons

Steve and Chrissy are cousins, Their mom's are siblings. They were close growing up but by the time Steve got into middle school and started becoming 'King Steve' they began drifting away from each other. By the events of season 4 they didn't really talk outside of school and the very rare family gatherings. Noone even really knew they were cousins.

So like when season 4 happened, after dustin and max told steve what they thought happened he went to see Chrissy in the hospital (i refuse to believe she's dead) and she like, insists that Eddie didn't hurt her. He's still kinda skeptical, but now that his kids and his cousin are insisting that this guys not evil he's kinda got to start believing it a little bit.

Steve really wanted to be a cheerleader as a kid. Like really wanted to be a cheerleader. Whenever he and Chrissy would hang out he'd always make her practice cheer with him. When he went into middle school he realized that he wasn't able to be a cheerleader because he was a boy so he went and played basketball instead. Chrissy liked cheerleading too but she didn't love it like Steve did. She only really went into it because he wasn't able to. 

They used to have 'girl nights' together, because Chrissy always wanted a sister and he liked having other people in his house,so they'd do their nails together and gossip until Steve became popular and stopped hanging out with her so much.

After season 4 Steve and Chrissy start getting close again and he cooks for her every weekend.

Buckingham happens and Chrissy come out to Steve and its just like:

Chrissy: Steve, im a lesbian.

Steve: oh cool

Chrissy: also i have a crush on your best friend

He then goes on for a good 10 minutes about how Robin is HIS and she cannot steal her from him and then like immediately after starts planning how to get them together. 

Then because he's an idiot he starts planning stuff to like get them alone and he tells Robin like "oh you and Chrissy should go to the movies" and Robs like "oh! girls night?! ill invite Nancy and Vickie-" and it just never works out but eventually Robin just asks Chrissy out and they both just say Steve was the mastermind behind it because they dont want him to feel bad about his attempts. 

Also, Callahan is their uncle, on their moms' side. And at the occasional family gathering he always watches over them to make sure noones giving them a hard time. (I like big-brother Callahan too but weird uncle is more fun.) Callahan has almost gotten into a fight with their like 11 year old cousin cause he overheard found out that Steve was bi and tried to tell his dad.

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since its officially halloween time. ive been thinking about steve + the kids and snow white and the seven dwarfs

obvi steve is snow

max, el, dustin, lucas, mike, will, and erica are the dwarfs

or other option being they couldnt get erica to do it with them so they make hopper be grumpy instead.

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we watched uh deadpool & wolverine earlier abd idr the exact scene but at one point my friend pulled me into them and just whispered "faggot" in my ear and i think thats very interesting

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its 3am and im trying to learn never gonna give you up on the trumpet in genshin and thinking about how to get out of my writers block

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rewatching full house and they are so poly its insane

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Lisa: Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer?

Childe: I mean, a little.

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i hate writing fanfiction because A) i keep forgetting to turn my lamp on and i cannot see my keyboard, so its just a free for all and B) i currently have 5 tabs open (aside from tumblr), one is reverse dictionary and the other 4 are various documents.

however i love writing fanfiction because it means i get to look through my doc of writing prompts/random half-summaries and i find gems like this

except i fucked up and forgot for a second that i also hc scara as ace so its actually 2 not three.

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Tighnari: You know, for someone who's ace you seem to make an awful lot of dick jokes.

Kaeya: Well, for a gay person you never really seem to be happy.

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Diluc: It says no trespassing but I’m allergic to the rules.

Kaeya: And grapes.

Diluc: Wow. Okay. Just expose me.

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Some of my genshin ships that aren't reciprocated

Most of the time when i see ships its reciprocated romantic relationships and i just feel like people dont really talk about other dynamics (one-sided, exes, etc)

not including queer-platonic ships because most of my ships are

1. Wriolette (one-sided)

I might not be remembering my lore right, but Wrio was a teenager when he went on trial, which is also when he met Neuvi. I think he was like Wrio's gay awakening or whatever.

2. Neuvichi & Clorchi & Chibedo (one-sided)

Childe is just that one tweet that was like "im pansexual which means im attracted to anyone who can beat me in physical combat" I doubt most of them last longer than a few days but still.

3. Wriorinde (exes)

They give exes-to-besties vibes. I hc both of them to be aspec (Clorinde arospec and Wriothesley Ace) and i feel like they would joke and say like "yeah, they're the reason im aro" or smthg

4. Kazugorou (exes)

Idk i think they'd have gotten together during the war cause of like "we could die any second, i wouldnt mind dying along side you" but realized afterwards that they just didnt work together, theyre still friends tho.

5. Dottolisa (exes)

Honestly i was writing a collei fic and thought it'd be funny if while Dottore was doing his thing he would talk about his ex-girlfriend. And then Collei finally escaped and went to mond only to meet said ex-girlfriend.

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and now, in honor of pride month:

Bur is transmasc and omni-angled aspec, he uses he/they/xe pronouns

Catboy Francis is transmasc, novarian, biromantic, and pseudosexual, they use he/they pronouns

Twink is cis and heteroflexible, he/him

Asma(!!!) is transfem, genderfluid, and sapphic, she/they pronouns

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in honor of mens mental health month here are my genshin ocs and what mental illnesses/disorders/disabilities/etc.

Francis: catboy. also histrionic personality disorder

Twink(yes thats his actual name): he's chill,the 'tism has him tho. and ptsd. probably depression too but he's still a work in progress so idk yet.

Bur: borderline and avoidant personality disorders

Asma(honorary genderfluid girl): bipolar

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Misha: So why do you do your paper work in the gym?

Gallagher, whilst watching Boothill do hip thrusts: For the aesthetic? I dunno