a free abby cola for mutuals (please note if au or canon compliant)
"Why does everythin' gotta be spicy, man?" he bemoaned. Every single ramyeon flavor had a little mascot on the cover with eyes bloodshot with tears. Their faces were bright red. Their mouths were breathing fire. "All the spice that we'll ever need is right here."
Abby reached his arms to either side and flexed his arms. His shirt — whose buttons were already struggling to hold in his large pecs — gave way as it ripped not only along the top two buttons, but a slight tear in sleeves due to the size of his biceps.














