Aug 15, 2012
My wifey and I on Twitter
Abby: I love how, out of a full load, not a single pair of matching socks. Lol.
Me: I wonder where the other socks run. Regardless, that is bothering me so much #KMN
Abby: Bothering you!? They're driving me crazy! A full load, and not one pair. How!?
Me: They rebelled against their partners, and caused an uprising. Thus, the treaty of treason was created. A pageant was created with a full load of socks, one sock from each pair must battle to the death. This pageant, shall be forevermore be known as "The Washing Machine Eats All My Goddamn Socks" or "Chores".
Abby: LOOOL socks are assholes. #LouiseWins