#abdirelia

[thebalancedangel]

Aurelia: I won’t hesitate to kill you if you hurt my family.

Abdirak: …Promise? 🥺🙏

Aurelia: …In your sleep, where it’s painless.

Abdirak: 😨

[sweetmalice26]

[Abdirak cursing Cazador’s name because of Aurelia’s scar.

Because it should have been him scarring her beautiful body, dammit!

They decide to tattoo over it(tattooing over scars apparently hurts a lot), with Abdirak being the tattoo artist.

Abdirak is super moved that she trusts him enough to let him do it.

There’s at least one of her siblings holding her hand for that.]

Damn, are you just coming up with these on the fly or are you a longtime Abdirelia truther?

You are actually getting me on board with this crack and I love it 😂

(and it's absolutely Dal holding her hand)

[thebalancedangel]

Aurelia: Hello, handsome!

Petras: Hello to you too, beautiful!

Aurelia: ...*mortified*

Abdirak: ...*smirking*

Astarion: *facetious* She was talking to me, obviously.

Petras: *taking Astarion at face value* No, she was talking to Abdirak.

Petras: *to Aurelia* I was joking!

Aurelia: *to Abdirak* ...This is why I don't do anything romantic in public, by the way.

Abdirak: *amused*...Understandable.

[thebalancedangel]

Astarion: Do you have an item of incalculable monetary value?

Wyll: No. Why?

——- EARLIER ——-

Dalyria: No!

Dalyria: Your health insurance doesn’t cover removing your cranium to pour acid in your brain!

Dalyria: Speaking of which…why?

——- EVEN EARLIER ——-

Astarion: *enters a room thinking it was empty*

Aurelia: *resting her head on Abdirak’s lap, flinching every so often, her horns poking him in places* 😌

Abdirak: *combing her hair and pulling on her hair harshly to unknot knots* 😌

Abdirak: *wearing a decent Cazador cosplay*

Astarion: *slowly exiting the room, with a sudden urge to pour acid in his own brain*

[thebalancedangel]

Abdirak: I will now torture you.

Aurelia: …Kinky.

Abdirak: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Aurelia: …Wait.

Abdirak: *leaning in* You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.

Aurelia: *leaning back* No.

Abdirak: *leaning further in* Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Aurelia: *leaning further back* >.< I need a safeword!

[thebalancedangel]

Aurelia: *gives a little vial to Abdirak*

Abdirak: Oh, what's this? :3

Aurelia: Platypus venom.

Abdirak: ...

Aurelia: You know, it causes much pain for relatively very little actual damage and-

Abdirak: I know what it does, dear one.

Aurelia: -I thought of you after reading about it...?

Aurelia: Huh? Then why are you looking at me like that?

Abdirak: Because I think we should get married.

[thebalancedangel]

Dalyria: I’m very sorry for you.

Aurelia: Uh?

Dalyria: I heard Abdirak moved out of your room.

Aurelia: Oh, yeah.

Aurelia: It’s only for a month then we’ll get married! ^.^

Dalyria: *hiding her face in Petras’ chest*

Dalyria: *muffled* Godsdammit.

Aurelia: “Feel very sorry for you”, huh… -_-

Petras: I’m waiting for the invitation letter.

Petras: I’ll pin it on my Abdirelia wall!

Dalyria: *muffled* Don’t say that!

Petras: I mean…*patting Dal on the shoulders*

Petras: I’m happy for you, Aurelia.

[thebalancedangel]

[Sometimes Aurelia has Abdirak dress up as Cazador to be sweet and doting on her…

…and sometimes she has him dress up as Cazador to beat and kick the shit out of him.

It’s really hard for Abdirak to pretend he’s not enjoying getting beaten.

Silly frisky fun~]