Stuff Abby, Things

I'm Abby. I'm old. Enjoy this random shit I like (and some stuff that pisses me off for some extra flavor)

[wtchysvto]

running with the wolves

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[thornethenorn]

[esthermika]

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

[lillyko]

[easel-eisel]

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

[64mpg]

do you consider yourself confident

yes

no

nuance

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[primopinku]

"yeah, the pomade ain't staying in too long. Eventually you sweat it off."

random ass (albeit thirsty) thoughts that run through my head playing BG3

[b0nkcreat]

i think people get so used to their own creative work that they forget how amazing it is so i’m making this post as a reminder You are the only person capable of making art the exact way you make it. nobody else on earth can do that. there are always going to be those little habits and intricacies and details that simply cannot be replicated whether it’s in writing or painting or textiles and you make life all the better for it i love my friends’ art i love art from strangers im trying to love my own art I LOVE YOU!!! THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF THIS WORLD NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THINGS THAT CAN IMPACT IT

[weloveshortvideos]

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

[regularlesbian]

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

[kirbyfanneox]

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

[mogatrat]

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[nerdytwat]

make harry du bois more disabled! that is a man that survived polio, a heart attack, years if not decades of alcoholism and heavy drug use, a possible stroke, three gunshot wounds, and a fourth gunshot wound that he is treated for in a hotel room and then is back on his feet after only a few days of healing. that is a disabled man! give that man a cane, give that man glasses, give that man compression socks. i love reading fics where harry manages to heal and recover, and to me, that also means accepting his disabilities and allowing comfort in his life after years of neglecting his healthcare needs — getting the glasses he kind of already knows he needs, using a cane to help him get around with less pain… let’s let harry be more disabled. and kim too but that’s a conversation for another day.

[nerdytwat]

@podcastenthusiast regarding polio: it is revealed through the “bringing of the law (law-jaw)” thought.

The problem reads:

Hey, so a little observation. It's all cool, man. Don't freak out, but every time you say “I am the law“ -- and you say it *a lot*, it's basically *hello* for you -- your jaw does this *weird thing*. It sort of shifts sideways, hanging off your face at a jaunty angle, while the word *law* sounds oddly guttural and low. It's... strange. You wouldn't notice it, but after saying you're the law eighty thousand times, the question *does* come up: why *do* you have Law Jaw?

And the solution reads:

Okay, so. We now know why you have *Law Jaw*. Why you say *the law* in a weird manner, and why your jaw does that thing. You had polio as a child. You hadn’t gotten vaccinated. It must've been right after the Revolution -- not a lot of vaccine going around then. So you got infantile paralysis due to polio and this jaw thing is a complication from that. Admittedly, it’s not very funny. But you *overcame* it! This little infant survived and became a sharpshooting supercop. So: fuck you, polio!

[podcastenthusiast]

Oh wow! I'm on my first playthrough and I've never said I'm the law lmao. Definitely makes sense though. I got the impression from the Jamrock Shuffle thought that Harry didn't have a great post-Revolution childhood.

[xystarion]

“𝐼… 𝐼 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑦𝑧𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐶𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠. 𝐼 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓. 𝐼 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎 𝑓𝑒𝑤… 𝑙𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓-𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑-𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ.”

1392 𝑫𝑹. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑪𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒆𝒕.

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺

I had to recreate a piece of his life before — his life as a spawn under Cazador. And of course with this song, because this song is so him.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[my-dailydreams]

[imextremelynice]