#abelramble

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Inspired by a comment on a cat video.

//mpreg mention, but nothing nsfw

The Avians sent in young Phil as a sacrifice to the End Realm. Instead of eating him, the End King took the young hatchling in and raised him.

The End King was dealing with daily run-of-the-mill adventurers who broke into the realm looking for treasure when Phil took the chance and escaped from the End, curious about a new world.

It didn't take long for him to return, battered and scared and pregnant with a shapeshifter's kid.

The End King didn't like Wilbur, so he sent the kid away as soon as he's old enough to take care of himself. He figured now that Phil had a bad impression of the outside world, he would settle down and be content staying with him.

But of course Phil ran away again, looking for Wilbur.

The time flow is different in the End so by the time Phil found him, Wilbur was a full-grown adult. The End King also cast spells on the portal so everyone who left the End will have their related memory hidden from their mind. Wilbur didn't remember anything of his childhood and slowly, Phil started to forget, too, roaming the land not knowing his origin.

Ranboo accidentally activated the End Portal. Terrified, he called Phil to help and Phil fell in. Facing the End King again, Phil finally remembered his past, as Techno crashed through the portal with Niki and Ranboo to rescue him.

Phil then proceed to pull Techno upfront and asked the End King's blessing in their marriage.

(Yeah the mpreg really isn't necessary here but eh)

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\\ Mpreg imagery, brief text mention of bleeding, but all sfw

A young Phil with Wilbur inside. And some hc about рhil and his first partner.

Phil got married young.

He was barely old enough to leave the sky islands– where all his fellow Elytrians reside- and met Samson on his first trip to the overworld. The young man was from the snowy tundra, calm and collected, but not cold. Phil fell head over heels for him, and together, they explored the world.

Phil found out he was pregnant while they were spelunking. He had been somewhat self- conscious as his body just got out that awkward stage typical of fledglings, thought it was just his body adjusting and growing. He started bleeding after they barely made it away from a group of bandits using the cave as their base, and finally realized that something was off.

Sam purposed with a sapphire, saying it matches Phil’s eyes. They got married on the sky islands, and Wilbur was named.

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// slavery, dehumanization

Thinking of an AU where both Phil and Techno were slaves, perhaps in a life before their current life time.

Techno was captured young, sold and raised as a farm hand. He learned about the land and the animals, but little else. When he got older, his master realized this little piglin had a knack with caring for delicate animals, so they removed him from the regular farms to care for their exotic goods. Life hadn't change much for Techno. He had his own space now, but he still works from sun rise to sun down, sweating away everyday in the barns and coops, and likely will continue doing so until the day he can't work anymore.

One day, the master brought in Phil.

Most of Techno's invalids were some form of investment, raised or cured to use up all their worth, and Phil was no difference. The avian would be ordered to sing at banquets, sitting in his gold-glided cage hung in the air. Sometimes Techno needs to take him out of it, chain and all, in order to allow the guest to admire his beauty in person.

He tried not to get attached, but Phil would cling to his clothes, whimpering and trilling and begging him with his talkative eyes. And even if Techno could do nothing to help, Phil would still sing for him at night, when there were only the two of them in Techno's little cabin for animals.

Techno wished he could do more.

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Colorza wise, I think Blueza's Techno would be a capybara.

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A continuation of my last post, I present to you: Samson the Fridge Man,

Did some naughty drawing of this handsome fellow and Phil on my blue bird.

My headcanons for Samson the fridge man :3

He came from the tundra and has frost giant blood, hence the skin color and hair. He’s much taller than average men, a strong fighter, and has some knack for ice magic.

Yes he looks a lot like Techno. Phil has a type for sure, except Sam is older than Phil.

He’s a seasoned mercenary and explorer, was mapping out certain area when he bumped into Phil who’s new to the overworld.

Sam didn’t want a serious relationship at first, content with just having sex and the companionship. Phil wanted more but respected his decision, however, things took a turn when Phil got pregnant. Sam finally decided it was time to settle down and have a family with Phil.

When they first having a relationship, Sam give Phil a little charm made from blue ice mined from his homeland. He swapped it for a sapphire earring when purposing, but Phil kept the charm.

Phil named Wilbur. Sam wanted to name his son something like Windhelm the Great.

Sam left home when Will was a toddler to take a job. He was cursed by a witch and died on his way home. The curse mixed with his bloodline, changing him into a Stray (but with a sword and shield).

He made it home, but by the time he already lost all his ability to think, just a brainless mob wanting to attack.

Phil didn’t recognize him at first as well, only thinking it was weird for a Stray to wander into the plains biome of their home. He only discovered it was Sam after he shot him down in protection of Wilbur. He didn’t tell Wilbur the truth, only saying that his other parent was from the tundra

Sam was buried along with the sapphire earring he gave Phil, but Phil still kept the little ice charm.

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Watson! Phil was a broke young man freshly arrived at the capital to fight at King Porkius VII's arena.

He barely have any money left after paying the entrance fee, but the event had been delayed due to the king's plan for new arena features. Couldn't afford any decent inn, Watson managed to find an abandoned building at the edge of the city to squat until the arena reopens.

The furnitures were dusty and creaky, but functional otherwise. He wondered why the place was abandoned at the first place - it seemed to be a rather nice place if one bothers to clean up a bit, but he was tired, and the old rusty bed was surprisingly soft. The cabinet was stained blue by some unknown material oozing from it, but Watson paid them no mind - he will need to get a job tomorrow if he doesn't want to starve.

He was rudely waken up in the dead of the night. The bow was drawn immediately but his arrow hit nothing - his translucent floated inches above his mattress, and he had a echoy voice.

"Phil?"

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Like I might be problematic AF but I really wish the dsmp shipping&nsfw community can learn how to use AO3 properly.

It's an archive, not a community pin board. Not a message board or chatting room for you to ask for ideas and requests.

Fic dumps are technically not against the rules but damn those are really hard to read and takes up so much space. I thought my last fandom was bad but holy potatoes is dsmp shipping tags so awful to navigate around.