#abi!!!

[cherubsoda]

Lay, I just looked at your reblog of the “say something nice” post and know that I’m crying over the ‘whole-ass son... will be signing the adoption papers’ part. Custody of the Terezi kinnie 2.0.

everyone that sees this is legally our child 

[hearty-an0n]

happy spoopy day hearty :]

- abi

MANY PEOPLE ARE WISHING ME A HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND I AM !!! CRYING1!! HOW DO U PEOPLE KNOW MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY IS HALLOWEEN

[hearty-an0n]

pink!

!!! u are also kind ily

[hearty-an0n]

hey hearty! idk when you will read this but we all love you! (/p) i really hipe stuff gets better for you! im sure it will! you're a lovely person and you deserve all the happiness in the world! - abi :]

ty abi :]!

[cherubsoda]

Lay, I await the day you put Zebruh on your f/o list for good.

♡ hes the only f/o ill ever want or have on the list ♡

[cherubsoda]

If I end up unironically kinning terezi, at-least 50% of the credit will go to you—

tbh its a very valid kin? tz is a funky gal... go n gavel mfs to death

[cherubsoda]

Wait, FUCK. There was a roasting game. One of your f/os is an indigo incel who, let’s be honest, looks like the type of self-entitled dolt that makes fun of everyone who disagrees with him (even when he is aware that he is wrong; which, of-course, he’d never admit, because of his fragile ego) and, despite calling everyone ‘way too sensitive’, he writes a blog-post on how incels are ‘discriminated’ against by chads and ‘femoids’ on reddit or 4chan every time someone looks at him funny.

Also he looks like he can’t handle spicy food and will call you a slur if you don’t go out on a date with him. He probably holds discourse on the most frivolous of things. If you are winning an argument online, instead of being mature he will just start looking for grammatical faults and try to deflect the subject. He looks like he’d post on Facebook about how high an online quiz stated that his intellect is and will call you a troglodyte if you say that quizzes literally don’t mean much.

this is so fucking funny im fucking sweating. all of this is fucking true, legitimately canon. he keeps lowbloods in his house that cant perform basic necessities of caring for themselves, if you call him out in it he gets all butthurt and i hate it. literally dont condone ANYTHING he does. he fetishizes lowbloods and is fake woke, clout chases, will bully you off the internet, and he'll get away with all of it.

He'd complain that i didnt pay the bill when he would INSIST on paying, would rant ab how Feminine Presenting People should shave their arm/leg hair (if they have any to begin with). Tries to be some hero by saying "you look better without makeup" and proceeds to call me 'busted' when i take it off.

I have to say, the most disappointing thing that's been implied is that he's my f/o- this is where I gotta draw the line, buster. At this point, I hate him so much that if he died I'd re-fucking-joice (thank you so much Marvus' route). He's es basically a character i should've blacklisted but instead i parade him around like a damn idiot.

Kismesissitude should have some semblance of 'trust' that the other person wouldnt stomp the other to death but I cant promise i wont! there should also be some respect which i have 0 of. I've tried finding SOMETHING to make this chucklefuck redeemable, just ANYTHING - the only thing saving him is ME - if I so desire to place myself in this predicament- I'm his only Saving Grace; truly what a powermive in my behalf. With or without me he's worthless and absolute garbage, but with me, he has Something. Not saying I have plenty of worth but anything higher than bottom of the barrel is better than nothing. Should I save him from demise? Perhaps not. I'd be a fool to - however we all know I Am The Biggest Fool of them all. I keep him, simply because he makes me Look Better. I'm not sadist in the slightest but every bone and muscle in my body rejects his zebra mannerisms and quirks.

tldr: hate this guy to the point its not even Kismesissitude- i just want him gone

[cherubsoda]

🌙?

you get my special marvus thots (tm) bc... hs mutual/friend xoxo 💜

marvus is pretty self assured but everyone gets those doubts from time to time - esp bc hes gone a lot and if i dont come along with him hes like hmmm...bet

being a highblood celebrity, hes got a lot of pride but sometimes its hard to relate so he'll see me talkin to someone closer to my caste n hes 'oh feels bad bein left out' and its ironic bc same hat w/ me with his clown gang

theres a social divide even if we're chill - even if they're on same wavelength as marvus, ideals wise. We All Know It's Different but now he kinda gets a taste of what I go through? (idk i just like humbling charas a bit)

On that same note, he prides himself on being quite personable - which he is! But watch my ass complain ab something he really can not understand- like he tries to listen bc its important to me so by default is important to him. He uses his Big Sexy Brain to try relating the things I'm saying to his cause (to incorporate into his writing/songs/acts) but he sits there - smiles n nods but his brain is empty and his hands are full of jadeblood problems that he doesnt know what he should do with.

while hes like woke and all that jazz, you cant know everything ab sumn - it kinda makes him realize how much shit lowerblood caste really goes through even if jadebloods are pretty right down the middle in their hierarchy. He likes to learn ab things but needs some time to grasp it all especially because he gets pretty distracted by whatevers floating around his headspace