#ablogofloveandtrash

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Did a cat just walk by? I swore I heard hissing.. - Lady Deadpool

 “… uh… “ What does one say? “… It was a cat.”

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@ablogofloveandtrash said: Sounds like you've got a little bit more of a schedule, than I do. And as much as i want to try some of these things, my face usually gets in the way of things... - Lady Deadpool

   “I’m grateful to have someone help me with it--” And he pauses, stalling as he hears the rest of her sentence, “oh. Well--if you would like to join u--er-- me for a movie night?” 

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@ablogofloveandtrash said: Well, me and the boxes argue from time to time, but even we don't pull that kind of stunts. -Lady Deadpool

   “I mean--we don’t argue--”

   “. . . we just thought it would be a good way to show kids that throwing toilet paper is a waste of. . . trees and to reprimand their bad behavior.”

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@ablogofloveandtrash said: Now, why would I go out and scare a bunch of cute little kids, like it's funny? - Lady Deadpool

  “Hey, that’s implying we go and scare little kids! That was once, and they were TPing someone’s house.”

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@ablogofloveandtrash said: On the flipside of things, at least the black would make it hard for crooks to find you. -Lady Deadpool

  “At night, when no one expects it, and they have the initial freak out, it’s honestly the best. I would feel bad but-- don’t be a criminal.”

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@ablogofloveandtrash said: Mind. Blown. What's it made of? -Lady Deadpool

“. . . uh. . . space?”

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@ablogofloveandtrash said: So, wait. You don't get wedgies or anything of the like? - Lady Deadpool

  “--Nope, not a wedgie in sight. It’s so nice. I would say get one, but, you know, it’s mine.”

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@ablogofloveandtrash said: Nice suit you got, there. -Lady Deadpool

  “Thanks,” and he’s patting at his spider insignia, eyespots widening with glee at the compliment. “It’s very comfortable. Better than spandex.”