Hi, I think there's... A city growing in the back of my throat?
At first I thought it was just a sore throat, but I coughed up a little skyscraper this morning, and there was a whole city when I looked in.
It seems pretty unhealthy to keep it in there, but I don't really know what to do about it?
Ooof, okay. This is gonna sound gross but do not induce vomiting. You might be tempted to, but extranormality aside there is no reason to induce vomiting without a doctor present. Friendly reminder. Don't hurt yourself like that.
Youse sound like a good dad, Boss.
Aren't you supposed to be playing poker?
Anyway - try to be on a liquid diet until you can come in to a physical location. If that's not possible, it's probable that this will pass on its own. Usually memetic diseases will sort of rumble softly and leave quietly as the mind's natural memetic inoculation takes over. Because that's probably what this is, a cognitohazard presenting more like a physical virus. That's a really interesting topic, actually, because we think that the human brain's memetic defenses operate almost entirely on a principle we call noospheric rebound or more colloquially the "not my problem" effect. Of course, it is your problem given it's in your throat, but a few nights of sleeping will reinforce the consensus reality that a city in your esophagus isn't normal, so it won't be normal, so it'll stop happening. Noosphere stuff is cyclical like that.
I don't have the latin name for this in front of me, unfortunately, but I'll have Abnormal Virology send you a packet on memetic diseases. I see from the location you've filled out - oh, you're lucky. You're close to the border with Ontario. We have some folks helping the Royal Canadian Office of the Esoteric with that they're calling aphasic metacognitive degeneration syndrome - check RCOE sources for more on that. You might get a visit from Chambeaux. He's a good guy, just....mind the beak.