Name: Aksel Strand Fredriksen
Nickname: Greasy (THANKS adam)
Age: Twenty-four
Birthday: 14 February 1994
Zodiac: Aquarius
Gender: Male
Language(s): Norwegian and English (and he took German in high school, but he only remembers how to introduce himself and say he’s from Norway)
Orientation: Heterosexual
Species: Silver (Illusionist)
Nationality: Norwegian-American (dual citizenship)
Religion: Atheist, though raised Lutheran
Health Disablities: N/A, though he did have a stutter until he was about 10
Distinguishing Marks: A couple moles on his face and a smattering of birthmarks over his arms
Drugs: Yes, but none of the Hard Stuff(TM)
Alcohol: Yes
Smoke: Weed only
Traits:
+ Intelligent + Loyal + Clear-headed + Hardworking
- Aloof - Sarcastic - Disorganized - Self-indulgent
PHYSICAL
Height: 6′2″
Build: Average, not built or anything and generally slim-ish but also like... soft, lmao
Eye colour: Brown
Hair color: Brunette
Posture: Slouchy McSloucherson
Right / Left Handed: Right
Typical gestures: Running a hand through his hair, shrugging, twirling/fiddling with whatever is in his hands, and rubbing his eyes because always sleepy.
Typical body language: Usually very lax. Manspreads a whole lot, though not intentionally. Often sits slouched over with his elbows on his knees or jumps at any opportunity to put his feet up. His shoulders are often slouched, which is a product from hours in the lab and that self-conscious slumping that comes from hitting his growth spurt super early and feeling weird about being a head taller than everyone in his class for a few years. Doesn’t always avoid eye contact, but isn’t great at making consistent eye contact.
Typical tone: Very level. His tone doesn’t change super often unless he’s very stressed or very high, in which case his voice gets higher and a little frantic lol. There is definitely a degree of ambivalence in the sound of his words -- a sort of laziness.
Hobbies: Skateboarding, watching horror movies, RC helicopters, binging junk food, and weed 420 babey.
LIKES
Color(s): Dark green and blue
Song(s): Karoline by Fjorden Baby, Aldri Redd by Nyresvikt, and Please Do Not Go by Violent Femmes
Book(s): The Terror by Dan Simmons, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, and The Disappearing Spoon by Sam Kean
Quote(s): “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” - Steve Martin
Season: Early Spring
Location(s): 24/7, Cookie Monster, Kingsholm University (tbh), and his bedroom
Flora: Norway Spruce
Fauna: Amphibians
MENTALITY
Education: Bachelor of Science in Chemical Engineering, currently working on his PhD in Chemical Engineering
Occupation: University Student and Lab Tech
Talents & Skills: Uhhhh, he’s very good with numbers and thinking logically in his field of work and study; his skateboarding abilities are pretty average but he would consider it a talent; and he’s double-jointed in his fingers (talent? skill?). He can also cut onions without crying, so that is his go-to kitchen task, and can fit an alarming amount of marshmallows in his mouth.
Passion: In general, he’s passionate about what he’s studying in the sense that he wants to learn and understand and discover more aspects of it. He particularly loves the ways that Chemical Engineering can improve medicine/health/etc. His current project involves studying antimicrobial resistance and trying to develop antimicrobial polymers to combat it, which he’s becoming increasingly passionate about.
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
MBTI: ISTJ
Alignment: True Neutral
Four Temperaments: Phlegmatic
FAMILY
Mother: Ulrikke Strand
Relationship: Close
Father: Håkon Fredriksen
Relationship: Distantly close lol
Siblings: Sigurd and Gunnar Strand Fredriksen
Children: N/A -- thank god
Pets: Salamander named Pudge
Hometown: Kingsholm, Norway
You can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes, etc., and write down the first ten songs. Rules: No skipping songs and be honest! Then tag ten people! I was tagged by @rattrap227 1: Only Time- King of Nuthin' 2: Streetlight Lullabies(Full Album)- Toh Kay 3: Here's to Us- Kevin Rudolf 4: Higher- Pietasters 5: Red Hot Moon- Rancid 6: Breezeblocks- Alt J 7: Danza Kuduro- Fast Five Soundtrack 8: Hands That Thieve(Full Album)- Streetlight Manifesto 9: Line 45- Nerd Academy 10: Ashes Away- Flatliners @sunrayee @revolutionaryruffians @lnfraradiant @kyd0
rules: write the first 10 songs that come up on shuffle (no skipping) and quote your favorite lyric from each song, then tag 10 people.
1) Code Lyoko Theme Song (Don’t judge me)
“ A world of machines, it can shadow human nature.
And all that we need, is the way to find the answer.”
2) Through Heaven’s Eyes- Prince of Egypt
“ And that's why we share all we have with you
though there's little to be found
When all you've got is nothing
there's lots to go around”
3) If and When We Rise Again- Streetlight Manifesto
“And please excuse my enemies
I think they do not know
I will gladly self destruct if they leave me alone
friend, that's the end of us
Cause you're way behind in empathy and overdue on trust”
4) Sew My Mouth Shut- Flatliners
“ Sew my mouth shut so I can't say a word
It just gets me in trouble, trouble I'm not worth
Sew my mouth shut so I can't even breathe
What would life be like without me?
What would life be like without me?”
5) Rich Kids- New Medicine
“ I'm not a rich kid, maybe that's a good thing,
Ain't got shit, but I got this far.”
6) No Responsibility- The Kings of Nuthin’
“ Well you can fool yourself as much as you want.
A false sense of security
Won’t hide the fact that you suffer the same anxieties.”
7) Ashes Away- Flatliners (Hey look it’s the inspiration for my username)
“ push every ounce of your air into my dead lungs
Tear me from the hell to which I could never succumb
Wail with all your might on my bones to sober me up”
8) Higher- Pietasters
“ The higher I go, the higher I want to stay
Away from reality and get away from you”
9) Polka’s Not Dead(Full Album)- The Dreadnoughts (I guess I’ll just do each of them????)
Cider Road
“ The only way to death
Is through the apple tree
Life is a lady's breath
Life is a mystery”
or
“ But you must remember me
When the moon is in the trees
When all your castles turn
To penitentiaries”
Polka Never Dies
“ So when your face is gone
The dance will carry on
And you'll rot down in your grave
With the souls you couldn't save”
Gintlemen’s Club
“ Come, you wretched creatures, the evening's triple feature
Let Old Tom be your teacher
Sit down with the Gintlemen”
Randy Dandy-Oh
“ Heave away, bullies, ye parish-rigged bums,
Weigh, hey, roll and go!
Take yer hands from yer pockets and don't suck yer thumbs.
To be rollickin' randy dandy O!”
Goblin Humpa (No Lyrics)
Poutine
“ Good morning sky, good morning sun
My prohibition has just begun
I'll pack it in, I'll take the vow
If I have friends, I need them now”
Turbo Island
“ You won't find Turbo Island on any kind of a map
They said once thee's left that place there's no way to go back”
Black Sea Gale
“ Odessa, your sons are lost
Their weary bodies tossed
And pitched up to the rail
Black Sea Gale”
Cladvia’s Waltz (No Lyrics)
West Country Man
“ Live loud and free, soon enough you'll be”
Sleep is for the Weak
“ Now all the world's asleep
With the secrets that they keep”
Za Śmierć Przyjaciela (No Lyrics)
10) Fight Song for Fuck-Ups- Kings of Nuthin’
“ ‘Cause they labeled us losers with nothin' to lose
Labeled us failures, we had nothin' to prove”
Tagged by cutie-sunraye for 6 random facts about me!
1) I have to sleep on the ground if I have a headache, backache, stomach ache…pretty much if I’m in pain at all.
2) I forgot how to speak hebrew after leaving private school
3) I sit in a little alcove in the back of my mom’s closet with my music on high and it completely dark if I’m in any sort of emotional turmoil
4) I almost choked my dad out yesterday when we were wrestling and I laughed?
5) I’m allergic to celery
6) I can literally forget to breathe. Like it’s supposed to be some natural subconscious process but I’ll just randomly stop breathing.
I tag potatofuzz auldron avowerin and angry-jewish-magical-girl
So I wanted to know when I started laughing in haunted houses and apparently when I was like 4 my parents took me to the haunted house in Six Flags and I got bored and even tried to hug the scariest actors…
