James sunderland :3c
this is easy: i fucking hate him
favorite thing about them
nothing. he sucks. there’s no redeeming quality nor is there a single good thing to say about him ever in my entire life and the rest of the miserable universe
buries face in hands
he’s so fucking stupid and i love him so much i can’t choose a favorite thing about him because he’s equal parts horrible and breathtaking i hate that i adore him as much as i do i will actually die mad about it
least favorite thing about them
e v e r y t h i n g
especially the part where he breathes
favorite line
"You better do something about that cough."
b r u h
you already killed one wife over a cough you gonna do it again?? stop dating girls who cough????? hello?????????
but no it’s really fuckin funny how threatening he sounds with this one, it’s just so choice
brOTP
his hand. and Toluca Lake
OTP
a dilf that he doesn’t deserve and who will love him so. so. fucking much. like so much. and will actually shove his pale stupid ass into therapy and beat him into starting recovery
nOTP
everybody else, but also def Maria. sry not sry
random headcanon
he’s got a Really Super Sad Time response in which he begins to begins to drip lake water. like it starts from the top of his head and trickles down and depending on the level of Trauma he can get damp or completely soaked. i’m absolutely referencing Get Out Of My Town and i will jerk myself off about it forever
and also you’d never expect it out of him, but he can and will destroy everyone in a game of Scrabble he is not fucking around
unpopular opinion
i think he’s pretty ok.
song i associate with them
this one
also this one
this one is sad
ok but srsly here we go
favorite picture of them
