#about falkner

[son-of-skarmory]

how are you ruined?

ruined by fear

you live on the edge of your seat, but it is not a good thing. youre constantly looking over your shoulder, unsure of what will hurt you next. you have been hurt so much, but you refuse to adapt to your pain. instead, you avoid what you cannot control. you are so afraid of making a mistake, of being brought closer to your doom. but, despite this, you cannot articulate what you fear. you are just afraid. only afraid. and you will be afraid until you are brought to what you fear.

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[son-of-skarmory]

Falkner has appeared! What to do?

-Flirt -Kneel down -Marry -Make them mine

(Bonus LTH under cut)

HY018-P1 has appeared! What to do?

-Flirt -Flatter -Confess -Play dead

[son-of-skarmory]

((I saw @souledsilver made a muse alignment chart and was inspired to make my own. Mine’s not as fancy but it does the job. Featuring:

@son-of-skarmory     @atrytxne     @kalosian-writer @3000yearmonarch    Guest muse Angelica (on Jules)     @whxt-trial Guest muse Gervase (on Pascale)

Rod and Abe were going to be on here to make it nine total, but...none of my muses fit neutral or chaotic evil. Especially not them; if anything they’re neutral good and chaotic good respectfully.))

[son-of-skarmory]

Falkner is average. This surprises no one.

Mark the ones your muse has done. Use your result as your post title. Please repost and don’t reblog!

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[x] consumed alcohol [x] slept in the same bed with someone of another gender [x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same gender [] kissed someone of another gender [] had sex [x] had someone in your room other than family [] seen porn [] bought porn [] tried drugs [] been drugged TOTAL: 4

[] taken painkillers [] taken someone else’s prescription medicine [x] lied to your parents [x] lied to a friend [x] snuck out of the house [] done something illegal [x] felt hurt [x] hurt someone [] wished someone to die [] seen someone die TOTAL: 5 (9 total)

[x] missed curfew [x] stayed out all night [] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [] been to a therapist [] received a ticket [] been to rehab [] dyed your hair [x] been in an accident [] been to a club [] been to a bar TOTAL: 3 (12 total)

[] been to a wild party [] been to a Mardi Gras parade [x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night [] had a spring break in Florida [] sniffed anything [] wore black nail polish [x] wore arm bands [] wore t-shirts with band names [] listened to rap TOTAL: 2 (14 total)

[] dressed gothic [] dressed girly [] dressed punk [] dressed grunge [] stole something [x] been too drunk to remember anything [] blacked out [x] fainted [] had a crush on a neighbor TOTAL: 2 (16 total)

[] had a crush on a friend [] been to a concert [] dry-humped someone/been dry humped [] been called a slut [] called someone a slut [] installed speakers in a car [] broken a mirror [] showered at someone of another gender’s house [] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush TOTAL: 0 (16 total)

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper [x] seen an R-rated movie [] cruised the mall [] skipped school [] had surgery [x] had an injury [] gone to court [] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping [x] caught something on fire [] lied about your age TOTAL: 3 (19 total)

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house [] broken the law in the police’s presence [] made out with someone who had a GF/BF [x] got in trouble with the police [x] talked to a stranger [] hugged a stranger [] kissed a stranger [] rode in the car with a stranger [] been harassed [x] been verbally harassed TOTAL: 4 (23 total)

[] met face-to-face with someone you met online [] stayed online for 5+ hours straight [] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight   [] watched TV for 5 hours straight [] been to a fair [] been called a bad influence [] drank and drove [] prank-called someone [] laid on a couch with someone of another gender [] cheated on a test TOTAL: 0 (23 total)

If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody] If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody] If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average] If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid] If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence] If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person] If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail] If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead] If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]

[son-of-skarmory]

'Staraptor seems like a very dangerous and aggressive bird.'

Says the man who's lucky he hasn't lost any fingers to his Skarmory.

[son-of-skarmory]

HOMERIC EPITHET .

The great teller of tales.

You are Falkner, great teller of tales. The Greek hero Odysseus had many epithets ascribed to him (others included “much-enduring,” “cunning,” and “man of twists and turns”), and this was one of them, so you’re in good company.

FATAL FLAW .

Your Brutal Honesty.

You’re blunt. You’re outspoken. Frankly, you’re kind of a jerk. But you get away with it because you’re usually right and also because you’re indispensable to the major plot. But honestly? It’s going to come back to haunt you. One of these days, you’re going to be TOO honest. You’re going to refuse to lie at a critical juncture, upholding your honorable caustic truthfulness, and you’re going to pay the ultimate price for it.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY DEATH .

Murdered by accident, in Achilles’ armor

One day, during the Trojan War, Achilles decides to just up and quit. He’s the greatest warrior apparently ever, so this is something of an issue. You can’t bear to watch men die in battle for Achilles’ pride, so you don his armor yourself and lead his men into battle. Everyone thinks you are Achilles, and morale is high. You die, however, because somewhere in there you remember that you’re actually terrible at fighting. Silver lining: Achilles avenges your death something FIERCE. So that's something.

WHICH LITERARY SETTING DO YOU BELONG IN ?

Hogwarts

You got Hogwarts! We all wish we were Hogwarts students, but you seriously belong there. You’re a quirky, creative, and magical person, and you were born to wander Hogwarts’ expansive grounds, use its secret passageways to sneak into Honeydukes, and take whimsical Hippogriff rides into the sunset. Just imagine walking past the Room of Requirement with Sunday brunch on your mind (brunch food + Hogwarts magic=RIDICULOUS foodstagrams). You'll need to look out for trolls, giant spiders, basilisks, cursed necklaces, evil students, booger-flavored beans, etc, but in the words of the late, great Sirius Black, what's life without a little risk?

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[son-of-skarmory]

what do you wish you could say?

"everyone else is more important than me."

you're deathly afraid of being selfish. you're also deathly afraid of being forgotten. all you want is to be somebody's favorite person, but that feels like a far off dream. you try and make yourself interesting so that people stick around you. it doesn't feel like that's working. you want to hang out more with your friends, but it seems like they're always busy or that they have better friends than you.

[son-of-skarmory]

Where do you go when you close your eyes?

shiny

cold. as. ice. you never let anyone off the hook when they wrong you. careful dances in your ballet shoes have deemed them worn and useless, but a new pair awaits you from the closet. living in the lap of luxury has made you the dream friend of any given person at your school. is that really who you want to be? you're so much more than your money, your eloquence! don't let your beauty go to waste.