Feb 24, 2018
Just a friendly reminder that Rocket’s answer to every problem is literally...
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Just a friendly reminder that Rocket’s answer to every problem is literally...
tagged by: @rentopia i love rod!!
name: alex
nickname(s): al rocket, rocket, or rocket ship (mostly rocket)
height: 5’3 (maybe 5′4)
sexual orientation: bisexual son
nationality: american (i feel sorry for me too)
favorite season: fall/winter i love cloudy chilly days with occasional snow or rain tbh
favorite scent: usually pumpkin-y smells / any man smell tbh
favorite flower: SUNFLOWER OMG
favorite color(s): dark green and yellow (not together)
favorite animal(s): rats or sloths
coffee, tea, hot chocolate: iced coffee or sweet tea (i was raised southern as fuck)
average hours of sleep: im a full time manager so usually 4 or none lmao
cat or dog person: both tbh but i have a pet rat so rat person.
favorite fictional character: BEN FUCKING SOLO
numbers of blankets you sleep w/: three minimum with 8 pillows
dream trip: scotland or ireland cliffsides
blog created: august 2018 but its like my second tumblr account
number of followers: i honestly dont know i dont really keep track.
random fact: i have a star wars tattoo and i’m saving for a ben solo one soon
tags: everyone!!!1
TAGGED BY: @hannah-the-small REPOST, NOT REBLOG
GENERAL: ✖ NAME: Subject: 89P13 Commonly known as: Rocket, Vermin, Rodent, etc ✖ AGE: yes ✖ BIRTHDAY: ahahah ✖ SPECIES: raccoon? genetically modified creature who looks like a terran raccoon ✖ GENDER: male ✖ SEX: male ✖ ORIENTATION: asexual (?) (gets turned on by technical/technological things, probably) ✖ PROFESSION: thug, thief, general pain in the ass neck
PHYSICAL ASPECTS: ✖ HAIR: fur: mostly browns and greys ✖ EYES: brown ✖ SKIN: damaged ✖ HEIGHT: 3′ ish ✖ WEIGHT: 55lbs (heavier than he looks due to metal augmentation)
FAMILY: ✖ SIBLINGS: ?? ✖ PARENTS: ?? ✖ GRANDPARENTS: ?? ✖ OTHER RELATIVES: ?? ✖ ANY PETS?: N/A
SKILLS: ✖ PHYSICAL PROWESS:
faster than humies
endurance better than humies
arguably stronger (than humies) per cubic square of his body
✖ ABILITIES:
smarts
very smart
excellent with his paws
✖ HOBBIES:
taking things apart
making things / putting things back together
keeping his paws and mind busy
looking after Groot
TRAITS:
—— POSITIVE ——
genius level smarts
quick to adapt
lives to solve complex problems
quick paws and quick on his feet
looks cute
—— NEGATIVE ——
stubborn
aggressive
self conscious
possessive
holds grudges
selfish until others prove they can be trusted
LIKES: ✖ COLORS: mostly colorblind (as raccoons are); everything tend to look more green ✖ SMELLS: food, cash, Groot ✖ FOOD: anything edible ✖ DRINKS: alcohol, water, juice
OTHER DETAILS: ✖ SMOKES? no ✖ ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?: more than he should ✖ DRUGS?: ahahah (not recreationally but he’d been subjected to drugs when he was enduring the experimentations on him) ✖ DRIVER LICENSE?: pilots space ships (better than 99.999% of humies) ✖ EVER BEEN ARRESTED? more times than he cares to count
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game, injury, love, oops
what was the last board game you played?
already answered~
have you ever walked into a glass door?
...no, but i did walk into a parked van once bc i was texting my mom.
do you believe in marriage?
i’d like to, but it’s complicated bc literally my entire family is divorcing rn so.
what is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
i’d like to change my knees, tbh. they don’t bend right or anything so i just... yeah. i’d like to have normal knees.
Game, Blue, Zoo, Yellow, Rapunzel
what was the last board game you played?
fuck. does cards against humanity count? if not, then... dr. who risk on new year’s eve.
what song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
“through heaven’s eyes” from prince of egypt or “in the beginning” from children of eden - they’re both just very uplifting songs and remind me there are things to smile about and ugh.
what is your favourite animal?
PUPPY DOGS
what's your favourite colour?
can i cop out and say i don’t know bc i really don’t have a “favourite” colour.
name three disney movies that you adore.
treasure planet, atlantis: the lost empire, and the black cauldron bc i’m a dork.
Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like? Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?
Rocket doesn't really have a specific localized accent since he’s pretty much on the move much of the time. He has a bit of a lisp due to the fact that his raccoon lips are formed differently than human ones. He’s not the most social creature or the best at verbalizing deeper thoughts so he would struggle with those but other than that, nope. He’s loud and rambunctious and wears his heart on his sleeve and doesn’t often think twice before saying everything that comes to mind (which is actually a bit of a ‘programming’ thing that he has no filter)
As for Groot.. Well, to Rocket, Groot has a Scottish accent. I’m kidding. To everyone else, Groot has no trouble getting “I am Groot” across. //I still think other creatures and beings other than humans (like dogs) can understand Groot too so it’s not just Rocket who can “translate” Groot.
8 and 18?
8: What would you do if you were a ghost?
Hmm… I think I’d probably do little nice things for people. Like turning off the oven if they left it on, or locking a door someone left unlocked by accident.
18: Favorite: Song by favorite artist?
Currently, Focus by Chipzel.