I NEED AN AU WHERE PATROCLUS IS THE CUTE BARISTA AT STARBUCKS AND ACHILLES COMES IN EVERY MORNING ASKING FOR TWO CUPS OF BLACK COFFEE, JUST TO SIT AT A TABLE MADE FOR TWO AND STARE AT ONE COFFEE WHILE HE DRINKS THE OTHER ONE.
AND PATROCLUS TRIES SO SO STUPIDLY HARD TO REMAIN APATHETIC TO THE BIG ATTRACTIVE BLONDIE (that he may or may not have a crush on) THAT LOOKS LIKE HES BEING STOOD UP EVERY GOD DAMN MORNING, BUT EVENTUALLY HE JUST GIVES UP AND GOES TO THE TABLE WHEN HE KNOWS BRIESIS CAN HANDLE THE SHOP BY HERSELF
AND AS SOON AS HE SITS DOWN ACROSS FROM ACHILLES, AS SOON AS HES ABOUT TO OPEN HIS MOUTH TO SPEAK, ACHILLES IS GRINNING HARD ENOUGH TO LOOK LIKE IT HURTS, AND BEFORE PATROCLUS CAN EVEN BLINK, THE SECOND COFFEE IS BEING PUSHED INTO HIS HANDS AND ACHILLES IS BREATHING OUT A SOFT, “/Finally/. It took you long enough.”
