#abowandarrowtype

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Um. Clint, is there something we should know? Did you double as a short order cook?

[tokisswithcontrol]

Text to Clint

[TEXT] So I've sparred with a god.  Feel like taking me?

[lipsticklightning-blog]

Steve is such a square. Can there be a little mocking?

Steve is not a square! You be nice. No mocking, or he's not going to be comfortable talking to me. 

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I didn't know you inspired a She-Ra character, Clint!

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And the Godfather. Just count me in for all the movie marathons. I'll bring popcorn and everything.

The Godfather is a little much, I think. Let's get him used to the changes in centuries, before submitting Steve to that. 

Also, there are rules. Steve gets control of the remote, and NO mocking when he asks questions. Think you can follow that?

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You're breaking my heart here. Do these lessons include marathoning Indiana Jones? Because I'm totally up for that.

Clint, please. Do I look like the kind of girl that leaves out Indiana Jones? We have to do Stars Wars first, though. 

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You wouldn't blackmail me, you love me too much. Also I'm about 90% sure I'm banned from the Disney store.

I do? Who's spreading that vicious rumor? And that's what the internet is for. Do I need to include you in my "Welcome to the 21st Century" lessons I'm giving Steve?

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I managed to convince him it was an intern. Don't tell him, I'd prefer to not freeze to death.

Clint. Why do you tell me things you know I can use as blackmail later on? (Also, the Disney store is selling mugs you should probably get him for Christmas)