Prison Cake #1 (no-bake)
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The creme filling was separated from generic vanilla sandwich cookies then thoroughly combined with smooth peanut butter. Lemon-lime soda was slowly mixed in until it reached a spreadable frosting consistency.
The vanilla cookies were finely crushed and slowly mixed with lemon-lime soda until it formed into a pliable dough. This was then split in half and shaped into round cake layers. A sliced up mini honey bun was sandwiched between the two layers before the cake was frosted on top and sprinkled with smashed peanut M&M's.
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Prison Cake #2 (microwave)
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The creme filling was separated from generic chocolate and vanilla sandwich cookies then thoroughly combined with a square of butter. Lemon-lime soda was slowly mixed in until it reached a spreadable frosting consistency.
The chocolate cookies were finely crushed and mixed in a round microwaveable container with lemon-lime soda until it formed a thick cake-like batter, then microwaved. Process was repeated with the vanilla cookies.
Once both cake layers had cooled they were completely frosted and topped with chopped peanut butter cups.
Okay so which Vento characters are into hourglass figures? 👀
Oooh the first people that came to mind were Prosciutto, Melone and Diavolo 👀
I think Prosciutto liking a woman with an hourglass figure would stem from his interests in vintage stuff especially from the late 40's to 50's when the hourglass figure was the hype among young women. He really likes it when his S/O wears dresses with poofy skirts that cinch at the waist and especially enjoys feeling the drastic curve when he slides his hands along his S/Os sides.
I like to think Diavolo has a thing for lingerie and corsets which would accentuate a partner's hourglass figure. He probably let's them model a few sets in a private room while he observes them in the shadows. If he trusts a partner well enough, he might even have them sit on his thighs and just let him admire their figure at a closer view. This may lead to steamier interactions which they wouldn't be highly opposed to.
Melone prefers women who have natural hourglass figures. Just the sight of an S/Os large hips would have this man vibrating and whispering a shaky "Di Molto". He strongly believes that it's the superior body shape for child-bearing and insists on looking for a future partner who has one to bear his children. Catch this man randomly falling to his knees when he sees a woman with his ideal body type. He'd be reaching out towards them to get a feel of them but would get slapped in the process lmao
It iahh finally, it’s been a while since i wrote some yandere stuff alksdnaksaknsdl here’s some Demon Slayer AU for you all uwu
waning moon (Melone)
content warning: yandere, violence
Unlike that night that seemed more like a nightmare than reality, you do not hesitate. When Melone stands in front of you, you take a deep breath and summon all the strength you had accumulated from years of training. This time, surely, you would be able to exact your revenge on him. That goddamned childhood friend of yours who had taken your love and trust and spat on it.
“Hamon Breathing: Third Form,” you whisper.
It’s a struggle for you to maintain your breathing pattern. It is a herculean effort for you to stay calm, to act as if the sight of him hadn’t stirred up ugly memories, terrifying memories that you tried so hard to keep at bay.
Whenever you closed your eyes you could see blood painting snow, if you focused enough, you could even smell it. And in the middle of the carnage, in the middle of it all was Melone, smiling as he feasted on them. He was smiling even with blood dripping all over him, smiling even as he pinned you to the snow, and cooed over how beautiful you looked in your wedding clothes. Now, you didn’t have to be stuck in that horrible arranged marriage, now you could just be with him!
Instead of the praise, adoration, and gratitude that he’d expected to pour out of you, all he heard was a blood-curdling scream as you desperately struggled against him. And that had been enough for a demon slayer to locate you and save you from Melone’s clutches.
From then on, you had resolved to be a Demon Slayer, to exact your revenge on Melone for what he did to your betrothed, for what he did to your family.
Your blood was boiling at the sight of him, but no one could have guessed at your expression from the deathly calm expression that bloomed on your face.
“Sunlight Yellow Overdrive.”
It was one of the strongest techniques of Hamon Breathing, your mentor Joseph, had once remarked that his grandfather had once tried to use it against the progenitor of all demonkind and in doing so, driven him into a corner. It is only natural that a Melone stands no chance against it.
You watch as his head plops down on the snow, a pretty smile still etched on his face as he looks at you. And though you hate him, though you wanted him dead more than anything in the world, your traitorous heart had reminded you of careless days where you’d played together, where you’d bared your heart and soul to him.
Yes, the reason your heart hurt right now, even though you’d gotten your revenge…was because in your own way you had loved Melone. And so, even though your mind screamed at you, to spit poison and vitriol at him. You cupped his face and you wept over him.
“Even when you’re crying, you’re beautiful.” Melone had managed to say before he faded into ash in your hands.
Revenge felt empty, you thought. Revenge was cold. As you let yourself grieve properly for the first time in a long while. Your tears dot the fresh snow and you let yourself break and shatter. You think of yourself as someone too far gone, see, you were already imagining arms around you, holding you tight, comforting you….so familia-
You act too late, and before you can get your hands around your Nichirin blade, you find yourself being pushed into the snow, the cold suffocating you and keeping you from breathing properly. Your head slams against the ground, enough to knock the breath out of your hair.
Sharp fingers card through your hair and you hear the impossible chuckling of Melone filling the night air, “I see you’ve gotten acquainted with Junior, _____~ you really shouldn’t be rough with him.”
“Y-you monster,” you hiss out when Melone pulls you up to let you breathe, just enough that you don’t die but not so much that you can use your breath style. “I killed you. I killed you!”
“Oh, didn’t I tell you about my Blood Demon Art?” Melone coos at you, chuckling as he tilts his head, playing at coyness, just enough so you can see the Lower Moon symbol on his eye. “You didn’t think that you were the only one training to get stronger, right ____?”
You curse, doing everything you can to struggle against Melone’s grasp. His sharp nails catch against the fabric of your clothing and you hear the familiar sound of clothes tearing apart and you double your efforts at trying to escape from him even more.
No way. No fucking way…
“Now lie still, _____, I don’t want to hurt you too much,” Melone instructs gently as he begins to leave little kisses down your back, making a point to suck a small hickeys at the junction of your neck. “Even after all this time, you’re still so perfect~ We’re going to have so much fun together.”
Melone pulls away from you, pausing from leaving little love bites all over you just so that he can nip at his index finger hard enough to draw blood. As he forces his finger down your throat, you can already feel your nerves burning as his blood begins to invade you.
Not a request but is it ok to ask for some help from Italian fans? What are common sweetheart names (equivalent to darling, dear)?
no problem, ask all the help you want about this! i’m happy to help
i will be honest, there isn’t a true set of endearing terms we use in italy to refer to strangers. i know a lot of fanfictions use terms like “caro/a” (which does mean dear), but the last time i was called cara was by someone in my uni writing me an e-mail.
it’s more common for older people who are familiar with you or between lovers for sure. like my teachers in middle school would call us stellina mia (my little star), caro/a; not very often, it’s just a way to build the sentence? it’s difficult to explain
by my family (which is from naples actually, so maybe it can help with jojo), i’ve been called things like nenné (which is a way to say girl in neapolitan dialect, it’s not really sweetheart-ish but it’s used), tesoro (treasure), the diminutive form of my name.
for lovers, there are a lot of endearing names, i think some are regional. in naples, i’ve heard a lot of amo’ (which is a contracted form for amore, meaning love). other terms that can be used are things like tesoro or tesoruccio (little treasure), piccolo/a (probably would be the corrispettive of baby/babe? literally it means small/little), amore (love), a lot of animal names like orsacchiotto/a (little bear), coniglietto/a (little bunny) o passerotto/a (little sparrow). but the things different from amo’/amore are a bit rare, let’s say in special occasions or when you’re bargaining lol
Idk if you do edit requests anymore but I wonder if anyone ever asked a fma one (anime or manga) with that quote 'think, think, never stop thinking' from ed. It's such a powerful quote and I'm surprised no one back in the days did a wallpaper or something out of it back when fma was popular.
I did one fma edit a while ago here but nothing with that quote tho, Imma add that one to the list but tbh I don't know when I'll be able to deliver it hope you don't mind waiting (=
