#absolute beans

[glitch07deity]

They’re besties your honor.

[terrahlee-cup]

Guess who’s up at the ass-crack of why the fuck have I not gone to bed yet? It’s me! Yayyy! (My sleep schedule is so fucked please send help it is 6:30 and I have work it’s LIGHT OUT NO-)

Anywho, this is starting to become a trend but it’s time to talk about me LP boys. I figured I might as well talk a bit about the current time relationships between the turtles since the audio logs are about 8 years or so behind story-wise. I’m not going to talk about them all in one post because that would be a whole mess of formatting, so for now you guys get Leo and Raph.

Hoo boy, Leonardo “Anxiety” Hamato. The absolute fluffball. Out of the younger three siblings he has by far the biggest admiration for his big brother. He still follows Raph around like a baby chick at any social event where they are both present. Considering how much he has seen of Raph just Not Functioning Whatsoever you might think this wouldn’t be the case, but this kid has also seen just how much Raph has accomplished despite what he’s been through. Of course, Leo’s admiration also means the way he talks about Raph can result in some… incredibly confusing experiences for new friends. Leo doesn’t always remember that Raph can be hostile towards people he doesn’t know well. Raph may be kind but he is not nice and that goes double for anyone in their home for the first time. Oftentimes, because of how Leo talks about him, new people will be expecting the sweet older brother instead of the child soldier who grew up being the only protector his brothers had. It leads to some awkward conversations because Leo gets so fucking embarrassed when he forgets to warn people ahead of time. Someone help him lol.

Out of the younger three turtles, Raph is probably the most protective of Leo. The twins may be younger, but those two can and will (happily) stab a bitch when needed. Leo on the other hand will tolerate a bit too much bullshit. He’s a big baby /aff and hates confrontation, so whenever Raph’s with him messing with Leo means messing with Raph. There was that one time where a guy decided to kick Raph’s bad knee, though, and Leo absolutely laid into that dude. The kid has an impressive vocabulary as it turns out, much to Raph’s mortification and Splinter’s amusement. They all know who Leo got it from.

While the twins are off doing their thing Leo and Raph spend a lot of time together. They both enjoy gardening, and Splinter has pretty much given them free rein of the backyard. They’ll be out there for hours taking care of the plants and talking (gossiping, you can’t tell these two shit). When they aren’t outside it’s pretty common to find Leo playing games in Raph’s art room while his brother draws. There is so much body doubling when they need to get shit done, just so much. Oh, these two also have so much blackmail material on each other and it drives the twins insane when they never use it.

[clownsuu]

I apologize my sloppy coloring and my shitty line art-

STILL CUTE THO G A H

[plaguedocboi]

Lawd they round

[the-ghost-of-pastels]

im on a roll with the ship art yall

@pipapatton

[turtle-steverogers]

starbucks isn’t serving drinks save for drive thru and delivery and this is what @suddenly-im-respecsable said to me

[sophchoph]

Some babies I worked with, can’t wait to get back there once this quarantine business is over. In other news, trash panda hands are absolutely adorable!! Helpin me give their little buddy a nice scratch the best they can

[ssstarlight-system]

it's so easy to tell when a little fronts because usually they'll just go "hi papa/mama!!"