#absolute confusion

[mylittlesecrethaven]

My Aunt: "They Cut Off The Funding For Sending $50 Million Of Condoms To Gaza, Thankfully."

Me: "There's Currently No Proof That That Actually Happened."

My Aunt: "Well Yeah, They Just Stopped It."

Me: ".....Huh?"

[ivorydragoness44]

Live footage of me with Tumblr communities:

[so-emo-i-fell-apart]

Every day I'm more confused as to how my mother could be a Green Day fan

I do not understand

[narratorbones]

This is random, but I love how sometimes my mind just puts together nonsensical tumblr posts and presents them to me at inconvenient moments

Examples:

. Mother fucking TOTINOS

. Don't mind me just

*touch tone telephone starts playing*

. Don't you like it when u just trans

. AAhehe

. Agh cat ate mine BEANS

Please someone help me decode these-/hj

[fiifayefoofum]

Wtf is this ad i think i got some mental whiplash

[pookiegino]

staring at my drafts and wondering what the hell to write next

[lesbianpervinca]

That moment when the Hebrew doesn’t have vowels

[tinydragonsnake]

For the record, I was so tired last night because I woke up at 3 in the fucking morning, tears in my eyes as I fight back crying, all because of soup. I woke up with tears over the fact that, in my dream, I couldn't get a $199 pack of Campbell's soup from a Taco Bell. The worker there even said something about not selling soup but I was holding the pack. And then I was sad because I couldn't even afford one can of Campbell's soup. I wasn't even sad waking up, I was just utterly confused. So like if a dream interpreter can explain to me what the actual fuck, it'd be very appreciated