You know. If someone had said to me. Their first scene together in canon is Starsky yelling “bee-yoo-tiful” at Hutch’s booty shorted ass. I would’ve been like. You must be exaggerating.
And if you’d said that it immediately segues into Starsky getting an “I’m not asking and I don’t care and I don’t need to know” speech about his relationship with Hutch???? From the owner of Hutch’s boxing gym??! Surely that can’t be the case.
The smallest shorts you’ve ever seen.
















