#absoluteree

[anexperimentallife]

Last night I was loopy on meds and being all goofily affectionate, and Maria laughed at me and told me, "You're like a big, manly puppy," and for some reason I found that utterly hilarious.

[aadagio]

tylox replied to your photo:

if this doesnt get a billion notes

absoluteree replied to your photo:

whoa there whoa

jfkldsmfkldsfasdklfm shucks you guys.

[hifry]

absoluteree replied to your photo:more cowgirl b/c apparently yall are into it

how many stetsons does a Texan need to own to legally be a Texan

i'm p sure you need at least 2 stetsons and a baseball cap, luckily I have all of those things

[anexperimentallife]

GROUND LAMB IS ON SALE AND I HAVE A GREEK GIRLFRIEND WITH GENETICALLY ENCODED GYROS-MAKING KNOWLEDGE CAN YOU IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES AND HOW EXCITED I AM RIGHT NOW DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

[anexperimentallife]

absoluteree replied to your post: I was just told that the way I chew my...

when you’re a sexy person you do a lot of seemingly mundane things sexily this is science god Robert

Why did it take me a couple of minutes to realize that this was code for, "Let's go to bed NOW."

[anexperimentallife]

I was just told that the way I chew my food is sexy??? How does one chew sexily?

[anexperimentallife]

"So, did you have any interesting new thoughts today?"

I love that we ask each other questions like this while we're laying in bed at night.

[anexperimentallife]

Even though she grew up speaking both languages about equally through most of grade school, and her Greek isn't nearly as good as her English any more, every now and then something comes up that it's more natural for Ree to say in Greek than in English, or she pops off a mini-lesson in Greek and/or Greek-American culture.

She was worried I'd find it annoying, because apparently some other people have, but I just think it's adorable, like everything else about her. And hey, I learn things.

Case in point: Everyone in her family growing up referred to the thing you sweep dirt into as the farasi, so she didn't learn the word "dustpan" until she was about fourteen.

I do the same to her with German sometimes, but to a lesser degree. After all, I wasn't raised speaking it the way she was raised speaking Greek; just, there are certain things I got used to saying in German when I was stationed overseas.