#absurd pairings

[lectorel]

Set of characters:

Allegedly brainwashed 'assassin' who keeps coming up with increasingly absurd interpretations of their orders to avoid killing people.

Exasperated handler who is begging their boss to just use the word kill instead of euphemisms.

Boss who is curious how far the assassin can stretch this bit, actually.

[lit-hp]

On AO3 and found this.