Endeavour slow horses au??? KEEP TALKING 🥺🥺🥵🥵
if there's a hair-brained AU i will BUILD IT
river = morse (boy failgeniuses with ~issues who fuck it UP)
lamb = thursday (grizzled veterans who have Done Some Shit)
ho = jakes (cocky arseholes with hearts of gold who use the cocky to cover up their bleeding hearts of gold)
standish = bright (another tenured veteran whose values constantly clash with the line of work they've spent their lives in... also i can see bright trying to serve as thursday's conscience and failing)
shirley = shirley (heck yeah. what trewlove needs is a coke habit and Violence)
louisa = jim (the oldest sibling of the group who is just as much a fuck-up but hides it better) (they think) (they do not)
... need i go on? i kinda want joan as diana and monica as ingrid... joan having surpassed her father in every way but she can't *quite* beat the highly competent and more cool-headed monica
LOOK I WANT A SPY AU... oh god i might write this (oh and box is duffy but he doesn't die he just gets shunted into slough house and everyone has to Put Up With Him lol)