an elderly infant.

old.

[jonstuartstewart]

know that springfield, oh is not the backwater county that surrounds it. it has a long, rich, diverse history, filled with pain but also joy.

in april 2024, the whole city was enraptured by the solar eclipse, which we were in a prime spot for viewing. people came from all around to see it.

in october 2024, some little twat from sundown town middletown tried to destroy everything beautiful that had been built up until that point.

in february 2026, ICE will try again to destroy a beautiful thing.

but this time, springfield is ready.

[omgshesblowinbubbles]

What Ilya saw through that peephole 😭

[iamalivenow]

favorite video game from your childhood 🎤🎤🎤 quickly🎤🎤🎤

[iamalivenow]

full spectrum

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[jonstuartstewart]

the most depressing thing about the Maine Senate race is that it means the governorship will probably flip again if people vote in droves for collins to avoid platner. Especially if jackson somehow ends up the D nominee (lol spare us). And maine needs a dem governor more than it needs a dem senator. But try explaining that to the average leftist. 😐

[jonstuartstewart]

my favorite thing about his weird castle doctrine rape idea is that he's absolutely certain it's not a gay thing. So he's also homophobic!!!

[jonstuartstewart]

To be clear, hating Jews and hating women goes hand in hand

[jonstuartstewart]

Michael Haneke can't draw for shit but his storyboards are still effective and his film craft is beautiful so anyway on my arya stark list the top two names are my sister and my one theatre professor

[yumyumpod]

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[jonstuartstewart]

they (men) just hate women, no matter the color of their skin or their political allegiances or their age and experience

[khoyakhoya-chaand]

My hot take that l am definitely gonna be flamed for:

[jonstuartstewart]

I bought the some like it hot target pride birds SO fast lmfao

[jonstuartstewart]

Many thanks to the idiot on Instagram who called people elitist for telling them off about calling them just some rich birds because they're Russian they can't possibly know movie history!!!

[jonstuartstewart]

I bought the some like it hot target pride birds SO fast lmfao

[afurioushawk]

Trump made a public appearance after this tweet despite his schedule showing "closed press" meetings all day today lol.

[jonstuartstewart]

Fetterman calls Platner a ‘creep’ after reports of extramarital sexting | CNN Politics

Sen. John Fetterman criticized Graham Platner, who is the leading Democratic candidate in Maine’s Senate race, as he has become embroiled in

BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[christophernolan]

Alexander Skarsgård as Gadi Becker in The Little Drummer Girl.