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More things Academy students are not allowed to di

181. Ever since Christmas we have been seeing rumours going around that Professor Nine is dating a Student. He is not. That would actually be against the school regulations. 181a. Not that he cares about regulations. 181b. Who gave the professor access to this list again? 181c. Turns out it wasn’t your professor. It was Marina’s idea of a joke.

182. Sparring with your Legacies should be done in, and only in, the designated training areas. 182a. The collateral damage is stupidly high.

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178. Yes, last night’s snowstorm means Marina is (partly) sane again and finally back at the Academy. If your name is Adam, Caleb or Nigel, you would do well to watch your back. 178a. She’s getting off free this time because YOU THREE LITERALLY DROVE HER TO COMPLETE INSANITY WHEN SHE WAS MENTALLY UNSTABLE TO START WITH. 178b. Surprise, surprise, the child abuse victim genocide survivor combat veteran isn’t really sane even at her best. What did you expect? That I wouldn’t have issues? And mental illness doesn’t keep me from being unable to function normally or to think properly. - 7

179. Whoever came up with a list of protocols to be undertaken whenever someone in the Academy with “high capability for mass destruction” actually goes insane, while the idea is good in theory, posting said protocols on the main bulletin has drawn the ire of most of the students, all members of Student Security, Professor Nine, Colonel Archbold and the armed forces stationed around the HGA, and our resident hacker. So run. 179a. Luckily someone removed the posting before Adam or Marina saw them. Who knows how they would have reacted considering this applies most to them….

180. Whoever came up with the following combination attacks, please report to Professor Nine. He and the rest of the originals, not to mention the UN, are very interested. - Blender (atmokinesis + cryokinesis) - Collapse (antigravity + terrakinesis) - Shock & Awe (Elecomun + Bomb generation)

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173. We should never have had a reason to spell this out, but do not attempt to date any of the originals. 173a. Only three of them are really available (Six is taken, Five is mentally unhinged, and Ella is way too young to even consider). All three of them have dead love interests (courtesy of the Mogs) and likely won’t get over them for years if not decades. It doesn’t help that your professor is partially responsible for Number Eight dying….. 173b. Prof. 9 here. I’ll admit it. I said something stupid and Eight had to intervene, and it cost his life. Please, never put yourself into a situation where your friend has to kill him/herself to bail you out. You will hate yourself over it. 173b. Why do you think Marina even volunteered to live in SF and check up on the Academy between missions? Because she seriously hates me for getting her BF killed and will never pass up a chance to get back at me. 173c. As for why I’m even writing all this and breaking character…blame Adam for making me relive that moment.

174. Do not alter the dorm heating/cooling systems. Over a dozen students nearly froze to death last night, then they nearly got roasted to death when one of them decided to go down and reverse it. 174a. On a related note, the value of pyrokinetics or cryokinetics in these situations cannot be understated, as we found out last night.

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175. Do NOT ever make a Nigerian scam joke to Kopano just because he’s Nigerian. 175a. He actually poses a minor challenge to your professor, who is one of the originals…..

176. Whoever brought the live turkey on campus as a joke, it crapped everywhere on the obstacle course. Good luck cleaning it up. 176a. Turns out it was your professor…and he is making Adam clean it up as revenge for the infamous “let’s drive Nine and Marina to insanity” prank…. 176b. Speaking of which we are sorry to report that Marina is still not sane enough to return to the Academy anytime within November.

177. All sex on Campus is banned. 177a. Why? Because someone is actually unable to participate in training as a result of pregnancy. No joke. Even worse, what are we going to do with the baby, who will be raised by UN personnel and thrown into dangerous situations all the time? 177b. What do you mean, “leave the baby to the Fugitive Six and run off”?! 177c. Ran….please refrain from blowing up an entire room just to get rid of some idiot….

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165. We apparently found exactly who were behind that prank; Adam, to come up with the idea and to convince Isabela; Nigel, to perform the tricks that changed Isabela’s voice into Number Eight’s and to plead for help in Marina’s ears; and Caleb to run around with his clones and cameras and film the whole thing. ALL THREE OF YOU ARE GROUNDED. 165a. Your prank broke Marina to the extent John Smith had to come over just to get her back to partial sanity. And she’s still not over it. She has actually said nothing at all for the past TWO DAYS, and has prepped a dummy that looks like Nigel, which she is “killing” for several hours at a time. 165b. If you guys end up having caused Marina to go insane or worse, become a villain, you guys are officially expelled, and Adam, you will be jailed. FOR REAL. Marina is already Six 2.0 due to all the trauma, adding onto that is moronic.

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166. Your professor left on a psychiatric leave due to the prank mentioned in 164. From now on, anything that can actually cause one of the originals to go insane is banned. 166a. The only upside is that it’s minor in his case and that he should be back in a couple of weeks (it helps that all the originals have gone through enough trauma to be numbed to it). In the meantime, sessions are still being held (Marina will help out as soon as she regains her own sanity, which John Smith says will happen due to a few mental Legacies).

167. The Legacy Classification System, developed by Dr. Malcolm Goode, is now officially in use. Do not use this as an opportunity to divvy yourselves up.

168. Yes there is Future Careers counselling at the Academy. That doesn’t mean you can come up with ridiculous suggestions for that department to be forced to hear. 168a. On the other hand, the idea of Garde stuntmen/women actually could be viable, so kudos to whoever suggested that.

169. How many times do we have to say this: NOTHING INVOLVING FIRE IN THE DORMS

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161. Stop suggesting that your professor or any of the other originals should “go to the Foundation HQ and kill everyone”. That’s bad PR, since the Foundation is a UN secret as of now. It would look like they are killing random civilians. 161a. We don’t care that all four of them that are available want to go to the Foundation HQ and kill everyone. 161b. We don’t even know where the Foundation’s base is!

162. Whoever cosplayed as all of the originals from numbers 1 to 10 (yes they even did the dead ones….) for Halloween and posted that to Instagram, it’s really inappropriate. Imagine if someone cosplayed as Obama. 162a. Report to your professor for added training. He says that “if you want to cosplay as us you have to act out the part”. Considering just what they are capable of….

163. Adam and Nigel are not allowed within sight of each other. They’re planning something ridiculous that apparently will put all the Room 308 shenigans to shame, and we don’t know what it is.

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152. We know who tried to get Adam upset because “it’s about time California had a new earthquake”. Turn yourself in for psychiatric evaluation. Actually, while you are at it, turn Adam in as well. 152a. On a related note, Lisbeth has been promoted as a member of Student Security, since her quick thinking (freezing Adam’s legs so he could not stomp on the ground) provided just enough time for Adam to snap out of it. 152b. Turns out it wasn’t quick thinking: Marina came up with the idea and taught that to Lis. Still, considering Adam is a veteran, it’s quite a feat to be able to stop him like that.

153. Do not ship Adarina. 153a. Yes, that ship name is the portenteau between those two not-actually-faculty veterans that can each destroy the entire Academy, if not more. They also happen to be the two most traumatized and dysfunctional individuals in the world, both having gone through child abuse and severe personal losses on top of the crap that comes with combat or being a genocide survivor. 153b. On that note, someone please find Adam again, because Marina hid him somewhere and she’s not telling. Then drag both of them to therapy (not literally, that’s impossible)

154. Yes there will be a Halloween party. No, none of the originals are invited (though there is nothing keeping them from coming anyways). And no. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING STUPID. 154a. The used any Legacy that can potentially be used as a WMD is banned during the party.