APH Little Stories # 32: Refreshing Your Mouth
US was kicked out of England's show after the embarrasing moment in the G20.
So, as compensation (because it's the motherfucking United States of America), he was going to invite England to eat anything, like ice cream, in his ex-tutor's home, in London.
And he was in a supermarket, choosing an ice cream flavor.
US: (singing) let's take vanilla, chocolate, Napolitan, banana, coconut... (etc.)
After paying the bill, he went to England's house, carrying all ice cream pots, to find Scotland coming out.
US: Wusup, Flameboy! Where's the old man?
Scotland: (too ease) Hey! Caterpillar is in the backyard. Come in! (Smiling)
US: Thanks, dude! You're great sometimes.
Scotland: Yeah, I know! (Turning back to his own way, smirking evilly) I know...
He had figured out what US was carrying and he was quite sure that topic would pop up.
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In the garden, backwards, there were India and Japan, in a Ice Tea Party.
Japan: (sipping) This is a good way to spend a Summer afternoon, Igirisu-san.
India: (sipping, too) I'm agree! It's quite comfortable to taste a good, fresh drink like this Red Tea...
England: Well, I was trying to improve the taste after watching some of your Cuisine videos, son.
India: and certainly you did, Sir.
England: I really appreciate it. (Smiling) After all, it's still tea and it keeps us on fit better than ice cream, don't you think?
(The three countries giggled, in agreement, while the spy one - USA - was in shock)
US: WHAT?! (The others were scared and quickly aware of his presence) ICE CREAM MAKE TO GAIN WEIGHT?
Japan: Hai, Amerika-kun! (His heart was still bouncing in his chest)
US: (dramatically) NO!!! ICE CREAM!!! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME?!!!
Then, England couldn't kick US out after recovering himself by shock, because he had to give consolation to the younger nation and...
England: Now, what will we do with all these pots?...
(But, he kept for himself the vanilla pot)