#accepting callers

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Dear Spamton A Spamton and/or someone else

Why are you making cryptid posts about dread and stuff

Signed

Carrot

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OHHHH SPAMTON METEEEERRRRRRR

the aftermath.

/silly

GET HIM OFF GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!! PERFECTLY GOOD SPAMTIN MEDIA RUINED BY THAT TV ONCE AGAIN! A VIRUS PLAGUING ON OUR GREAT SPAMTON. WE HATE MiStEr AnT tEnNa AND HE HATES YOU TOO!!!!

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SPAMTON I LOVE YOU

you do???

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you did well. you did everything you were asked to do. you should have been rewarded.

i just wish you could have done more of what you weren't asked to do.

more anything you wanted to do, that nobody else told you to do. more for yourself. you always sold and offered and gave yourself away, but it feels like you were never allowed or able to give yourself anything.

i still have my plush, you know? i might sound like a certain fluffy prince, but it's the only thing i own here other than an office chair and a fridge full of randomized foods.

i hold onto it, despite it all. despite my initial fear. i hold onto it and i think of you guys. all of you. but really? mostly you, a. you're the one i've talked to the most, after all.

weird to say it, but you kind of, like… mean a lot to me? you were there for me when my world here came crashing down into nothingness and nonexistence.

i care about you guys. i care about you, a. and if there's no changing what happens to you here tonight, i want you to know that i'll keep thinking about you.

i am proud of you. and i'm proud of what you have done. my only request is that you do something nuts, something crazy, for yourself, before what may be the inevitable end.

make yourself proud.

if something really does happen to you tonight… i'll see you in the next life, yeah? i look forward to that.

i wish you the best of luck.

- p (haya)

I don't want to let go. But I'm scared. That I overstayed my welcome. And that. I was never welcomed to begin with...

But.

I'll miss you the most. Can you hold me? You can't. Of course you can't. What are we if not text on the screen. I just don't want to go alone.

If you'll allow me to break character, I just want to talk about SVN as a whole right now.

I know I've had a few "runs", I guess you could say. The B. Takeover, the G. Takeover, The Jolly Network, that sorta shit. This... This may not just be another "thing".

We've all noticed the lack of posts, huh? Not that I don't love the Spamton Value Network. But it's just...

Motivation is hard sometimes. And when I can't focus, I.... Leave behind things.

As I type this, I have Krita open as I desperately try to work on my Deltarune AU.

I have Audacity open as I desperately try to work on my youtube channel.

I have a Papyrus cosplay sitting in the middle of my room that I'm desperately trying to finish.

Not to mention I have work tomorrow, and it's already 3am. Everything is just so... Much. And minor things like.... this is often the first on the chopping block.

Admittedly, the only reason I'm back is due to the recent Friend developments making Twitter talk about the Spamton Value Network again. As such, giving me inspiration.

But if I'm being real here... I'm starting to think it's about time to wrap it up, no?

I never did anything. I never made an impact. I never made a mark. I came. I posted. And nothing.

That's me falling back IN character, honestly. But yeah. Just. What I'm trying to say is I feel like this blog is... "Unfinished", and unless I get motivation shortly.... This blog may be reaching its closure.

Thank you for caring about a middle aged man in face paint and spandex too tight for him.

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heya, haya here!

don't go ANYWHERE with that thing. don't acknowledge it, i'm sure that's where the other spamtons went, just stay where you are, it's not friendly, it just…

… who am i kidding. i have no say in this. this is one of those choices of mine that don't matter.

…

i'll miss you.

I don't want to go. I don't want this to be the final airing.

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You know I'm always open for polyamory relationships, if Tenna is alright with it (which we will have to ask him about this first), would you like to join us on the date ?

@amicheshirecat

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I REALLY NEED TO [[establishment]] AN [Milk of Human Kindness] RESOURCES AT THIS [[Increasingly low!]] RATE.

I MEAN??? NO ONE SHOULD FIN[e] [It's! TV! !!] THIS HOT TO EVEN CONSIDER THIS!!!!!!! WHAT THE [[H-E- Double Hockey Sticks]] IS [A for Apple]'S PROBLEM??????

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Then why is there an army of oddly dressed Tenna men standing outside the studio with hammers and foam?

The day has come. We tried to warn you. Ready your squirt guns. We have some clankers to deal with.

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*breaks your S key* now you can't type spamton anymore. Suffer.

Oh, we have a whole box of S keys. And P keys. And A keys. And M keys. And T keys. And O keys. And N keys. And G. Keys.