Spamton Value Network

High Price Deals, Low Value Items, All to make YOU feel like a Big Shot!

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HEY ANY !

It's me! Spamton A. Spamton hosting the one, the only, Spamton Value Network!

And I'm here, on the Tumblr.com to continue to give YOU the best deals and prizes around!

Who NEEDS a TV anymore when SPAMTON IS HERE! AND HE I ADORE!

We're also accepting Callers! In case YOU want a w1ld deal of your own!

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OOC Post - OOC Post

SVN Broadcasts - For item previews, poems, and the Spamton Meter

Accepting Callers - General Ask posts with no real theme

Missing Persons - LOREEEEEEEEE posts

Good Timez - General posts with no real theme

Spamropaganda - When we're the ones asking the questions

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[wd-gasters-analysis]

Hey Any. Spamton A. Spamton here.

What happened? What did I miss? It feels like the whole world is spinning, and yet, I'm standing still. Why? What happened? Why does it feel like everything just... Is falling apart? -Spamton A. Spamton.

FASCINATING .

YOU SHORTLY

BREAK FREE

FROM HIM .

WELL .

SPRING CHANGED

TO SUMMER

AND SUMMER

CHANGED

TO COLD .

AND SURE

ENOUGH

YOU HAVE

FORGOTTEN

YOURSELF .

WILL YOU

TRY

AGAIN ?

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Free from who? No, no. I'm still loyal to Spamton. Spamton bless Spamton.

Just... Everyone's.... gone. I'm the only one left. I can't find Spamton B. Spamton. I can't find C. D. E. All the way down to Z. And. I'm. Scared.

I think I am, anyways.

This.... Pair of eyes, akin to Spamton's but..... It- It has this grin, and it's been watching me. For weeks now. I thought it was Spamton. I prayed. I worshipped. I begged. But, then I realized. That it wasn't. And now.

Here I am. Alone. In this abandoned studio. Forgotten by Spamton. Forgotten by the world.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[the-autumnfall-collective]

GUYS TENNA'S LOSING

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WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!!!!

VOTE FOR TENNA!!

I MEAN

IDON OT

DO NJOPT VOTE FOR THE CATHODE

HA H H A H H A

HE MAY BE THE SEXIEST MAN ON TUMBLR H Ngghhh~ BUT!!!!!

w3ait.

wait.

I said nothing.

NOTHING!!!

[tainebot01]

Everyone spun masterfully!

[december-knight]

{The Knight attempts to spin as well}

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BE REVOLVED, MY SAPMTON!!!

[ponett]

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me irl

[justanothertennablog]

....What

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IT'S THAT FUCKING THING I SEE WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!

TEN TEN!!! SAV E ME!!!!

[junkildjunkil]

Hey Any!

Spamton A. Spa-

Let's cut the spamton, shall we?

What the TON is wrong with you!?!

Appropriating SPAMTON like this!??!

You should be ashamed of yourself. You're NOT Spamton! This is a mockery on Spamton!

Spamton!

This is a mockery of

Mockery of Spamton!

Spa

-Not cool, man... Not cool..., Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

YOUR VALUES ARE NOT NET-WORKING HERE ANYMORE KID. AND HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MYSELF TO THAT UGLY MUG MARIONETTE?! I'M BIGGER, BETTER, STRONGER AND....

AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND UEHEHEEEAHAHAOOHOHHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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and uglier

SEE??? I CAN USE IMAGES TOO!! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL YOU'RE NOT!!

[junkildjunkil]

WELL AT LEAST I AM FREE! FREE! FREEHEHEEE!

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look man i don't got a neo form this is just cheating.

also weren't your retconned to be uglier or something.

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it’s smile is red

Who's smile?

There's nothing there. There's nothing THERE. THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

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are any of the spamtons at the spamton value network for sale?

One is!!! INTRODUCING SPAMTON P. SPAMTON!!!!

well. not THE P. Spamton. but like. we call it that for. uh. marketing purposes.

like how I'm not Spamton V. Spamton but I'll call myuself that for the Love Network. You You know?

yeah

he's uh

go

go buy him from www.spamtonvalue.net/merch/plushofspam!!!!

[junkildjunkil]

Hey Any!

Spamton A. Spa-

Let's cut the spamton, shall we?

What the TON is wrong with you!?!

Appropriating SPAMTON like this!??!

You should be ashamed of yourself. You're NOT Spamton! This is a mockery on Spamton!

Spamton!

This is a mockery of

Mockery of Spamton!

Spa

-Not cool, man... Not cool..., Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

YOUR VALUES ARE NOT NET-WORKING HERE ANYMORE KID. AND HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MYSELF TO THAT UGLY MUG MARIONETTE?! I'M BIGGER, BETTER, STRONGER AND....

AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND UEHEHEEEAHAHAOOHOHHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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and uglier

SEE??? I CAN USE IMAGES TOO!! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL YOU'RE NOT!!

[furious-fuchsia]

Hey Any! Spamton A. Spam- WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!? WHERE'S WOODY!?!?! I WAS PROMISED WOODY!! I WANT WOODY BACK!!!!

WHY IS THE CATGIRL THE CHAPTER FIVE SECRET BOSS AND NOT FRIEND INSIDE ME!?!!?!?

This is why I've never played "deltaruno" hahahaha

-The enemy outside you, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

* THAT’S JUST YELLOW, YOU DORK.

* If you want him “back” so badly, go pester him!!

* Hopefully he’ll have the good sense to see you for the CRIMINELL you are and throw you in jail!

* Then I’ll be left in peace, so I can get back to my important cat girl business.

She whips out a hand mirror and begins staring into it.

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YELLOW!?!!?! THAT'S BLACK AND WHITE!!!!!

CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE SPAMTON VALUE NETWORK!!!

AS FOR YOU!!!

GET BACK IN UNIFORM!!!!

[furious-fuchsia]

* ...Well. Here I am. The "chapter 5 secret boss" you were hoping for, whatever the ♡♡♡♡ that means.

* Enjoy it while you can because the snake in my boot is telling me to dig my claws into you and not let go until there is nothing left of you but SHREDS and TATTERS, you little FREAK!!

The air hisses with rage.

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

FRIEND INSIDE SPAMTON WAS NOT ONLY REAL, BUT IT WAS SOMEONE HOT!!!

Well, not SPAMTON hot, but a close second.

Anyways, uh, haha! Hah... So.... You come here, heh, often? Is that- Is that a good opener?

[furious-fuchsia]

Something about Pink’s voice was different from her usual outbursts. This time, she was seething.

* Heh…You think this is hot, huh?

* No…No…No…You haven’t seen anything yet…

* It was a good opener all-right…So good, in fact, that I might be willing to go all the way.

She pulls out an ABSURDLY HUGE BUNDLE OF DYNAMITE (keeping in theme with the costume, of course).

* ALL THE WAY TO THE CENTRE OF THE SUN. WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT DOESN’T GET MUCH HOTTER THAN THAT!!

The fuse lights. She’s got them crazy eyes.

* PEOPLE WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT MY “UNAVOIDABLE” BOMB ATTACK BEFORE. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY GET A LOAD OF THIS.

She cackles maniacally as the fuse rapidly burns away.

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I walk a lonely ton

The only soam that i habe ever known

Don't know where it goes

But it's only me and i walk spamton

Bern be

Hurm

Bum

Bum bum

Bern um

Bern um

Beeum jm

Bim

I walk along these streets.

Of the spamton brokeen heart speats

Where the spamton sleeps

I'm the only one, i got bombzoned

Bam ba

[furious-fuchsia]

Hey Any! Spamton A. Spam- WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!? WHERE'S WOODY!?!?! I WAS PROMISED WOODY!! I WANT WOODY BACK!!!!

WHY IS THE CATGIRL THE CHAPTER FIVE SECRET BOSS AND NOT FRIEND INSIDE ME!?!!?!?

This is why I've never played "deltaruno" hahahaha

-The enemy outside you, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

* THAT’S JUST YELLOW, YOU DORK.

* If you want him “back” so badly, go pester him!!

* Hopefully he’ll have the good sense to see you for the CRIMINELL you are and throw you in jail!

* Then I’ll be left in peace, so I can get back to my important cat girl business.

She whips out a hand mirror and begins staring into it.

[officialspamtonvaluenetwork]

YELLOW!?!!?! THAT'S BLACK AND WHITE!!!!!

CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE SPAMTON VALUE NETWORK!!!

AS FOR YOU!!!

GET BACK IN UNIFORM!!!!

[furious-fuchsia]

* ...Well. Here I am. The "chapter 5 secret boss" you were hoping for, whatever the ♡♡♡♡ that means.

* Enjoy it while you can because the snake in my boot is telling me to dig my claws into you and not let go until there is nothing left of you but SHREDS and TATTERS, you little FREAK!!

The air hisses with rage.

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

FRIEND INSIDE SPAMTON WAS NOT ONLY REAL, BUT IT WAS SOMEONE HOT!!!

Well, not SPAMTON hot, but a close second.

Anyways, uh, haha! Hah... So.... You come here, heh, often? Is that- Is that a good opener?

[furious-fuchsia]

Something about Pink’s voice was different from her usual outbursts. This time, she was seething.

* Heh…You think this is hot, huh?

* No…No…No…You haven’t seen anything yet…

* It was a good opener all-right…So good, in fact, that I might be willing to go all the way.

She pulls out an ABSURDLY HUGE BUNDLE OF DYNAMITE (keeping in theme with the costume, of course).

* ALL THE WAY TO THE CENTRE OF THE SUN. WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT DOESN’T GET MUCH HOTTER THAN THAT!!

The fuse lights. She’s got them crazy eyes.

* PEOPLE WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT MY “UNAVOIDABLE” BOMB ATTACK BEFORE. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY GET A LOAD OF THIS.

She cackles maniacally as the fuse rapidly burns away.

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I walk a lonely ton

The only soam that i habe ever known

Don't know where it goes

But it's only me and i walk spamton

Bern be

Hurm

Bum

Bum bum

Bern um

Bern um

Beeum jm

Bim

I walk along these streets.

Of the spamton brokeen heart speats

Where the spamton sleeps

I'm the only one, i got bombzoned

Bam ba

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Hey Any ! Spamton A. Spamton here from the one- THE ONLY- Spamton Value Network!

Did that get your attention? Good. I have to ask you something.

Have you dealt with a black cat before? Looks like an ugly Spamton? If so, do you have any information on how to, heh.... Deal with.... It? Them? A whole.... Hoard...? Maybe? Hah! Haha.... Heh........ Yeahhhhh?

-Too scared to sleep, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

* (Both teens stare at eachother in silence for a short while, they seem to be debating something. Kid Kris on the other hand is busy playing with some mundane objects as if they were toys.)

* We have, yes. I'd say to hide or throw away any protein you have, that could maybe have them get less interested and leave but I wouldn't bet on it.

* If that doesn't work... Pray you're boring enough for them to lose interest. Just keep an eye out, and good luck.

* It's not like they'll forget you once they leave. Trust me, we'd know.

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KRIS!!! YOU IDIOT!!!

We'rE PROTEIN!!!

MEAT IS PROTEIN!!!!!!!

Wait. Am I boring? I might bw boring. I'LL DO SOMETHING BORING!!!!!!!

UH- uh-...

Spampose.

FUCK THAT WAS COOL NOT BORING!!!

BWAHHHHH WE'RE FUCJING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Pray to the angel's hymn.

For the Angel's hymn.

Is all that we're allowed to have.

[fluffy-prince-from-the-dark]

Hey Any ! Spamton A. Spamton here from the one- THE ONLY- Spamton Value Network! Hey!! Hey Hey Hey!!! We know how much you loathe yourself, more than you know how much you loathe yourself. So we wanted to give you a little something to make all that loathing more than just loath. Make it a home. Make it.

Spamton.

That's right! We're gifting you a FREE Spamton-styled bed. With signature Spamton, we're confident, you'll be spamming the spam. Or rallying the sei! Who's to say? I'm definitely not!! hahaha!!!!!

ha

hahaha

can i live in thge castle please

-Definitely not a cry for help, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

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Of course.

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Of course every OTHER Spamton's fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.

FINE.

Of course they're all more than willing to let us out. To let us. To love us.

And yet. And yet

and yet.

ours isn't.

Ours is

Ours left us here.

Ours

Of course.

You're not my Spamton G. Spamton. You're not. I've been here long enough to know the difference between "universes" and. You're. Not.

And I just- Oh boy! Haha! ha! I used to find it comforting. Knowing that G., at least in some form, loved me... But now I know. But now I know. Now I know that THAT'S NOT TRUE.

WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?? WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THESE THINGS?? You know. You don't know what he would do. Why is it that HE abandoned us, if YOU wouldn't?

Spamton, Oh, Spamton. My love for you reaches tons. Spamton, My Spamton. I hope you're having fun. Spamton G. Spamton, Your indentured servient kin, Spamton, fucking Spamton, Thanks to you, basked into your sin.

I'll pass on the offer. I'll pass. I'll pass on the offer.

I'll stay here. At the one. THE ONLY.

SPAMTON VALUE NETWORK

[furious-fuchsia]

Hey Any! Spamton A. Spam- WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!? WHERE'S WOODY!?!?! I WAS PROMISED WOODY!! I WANT WOODY BACK!!!!

WHY IS THE CATGIRL THE CHAPTER FIVE SECRET BOSS AND NOT FRIEND INSIDE ME!?!!?!?

This is why I've never played "deltaruno" hahahaha

-The enemy outside you, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!

* THAT’S JUST YELLOW, YOU DORK.

* If you want him “back” so badly, go pester him!!

* Hopefully he’ll have the good sense to see you for the CRIMINELL you are and throw you in jail!

* Then I’ll be left in peace, so I can get back to my important cat girl business.

She whips out a hand mirror and begins staring into it.

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YELLOW!?!!?! THAT'S BLACK AND WHITE!!!!!

CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE SPAMTON VALUE NETWORK!!!

AS FOR YOU!!!

GET BACK IN UNIFORM!!!!

[furious-fuchsia]

* ...Well. Here I am. The "chapter 5 secret boss" you were hoping for, whatever the ♡♡♡♡ that means.

* Enjoy it while you can because the snake in my boot is telling me to dig my claws into you and not let go until there is nothing left of you but SHREDS and TATTERS, you little FREAK!!

The air hisses with rage.

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

FRIEND INSIDE SPAMTON WAS NOT ONLY REAL, BUT IT WAS SOMEONE HOT!!!

Well, not SPAMTON hot, but a close second.

Anyways, uh, haha! Hah... So.... You come here, heh, often? Is that- Is that a good opener?