#acchan.

[simplemadnesswoman]

Your hair is like cotton, Maimai. 😸

I'm so damn soft that there was a glare!

[simplemadnesswoman]

@mudaimasque If you want any, you'll have to pry it out of my cold, terribly drunk hands.

[simplemadnesswoman]

How’s this for a throwback Thursday photo? (笑) @mudaimasque

[simplemadnesswoman]

I think Raccoon Imai lost his teeth that day.

This is likely.

[simplemadnesswoman]

Why is my submission marked as "sensitive"? That just seems ridiculous.

Hm, I didn’t see that. Maybe Tumblr decided you’re just too hot for the public~?

[simplemadnesswoman]

So what do you think? Are these sexy enough for you, Hisashi~~?

You know I think all pictures of y o u are sexy, but you particularly got me with those thighs~. What a wonderful tour that was.

Send in sexy pictures of your muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

[simplemadnesswoman]

After doing some research, I decided that you and this little guy could be the best of friends. Next time I see you, you get to play and you can take him home, along with a cute little dog bed and some toys. Happy Valentine’s day, Hisashi.

- Atsushi

YOU GOT ME A DOG? YOU GOT ME A FUCKING DOG. Thank you so much!! Fuck, I don’t know what to say... I didn’t think you’d ever really do it. I love him already!!

[simplemadnesswoman]

"the benefit of knowing me: you can stand beside me and look 100 times more attractive than you actually are." If this is really how you see yourself then no one is working hard enough to show you otherwise. 😿

Or I'm just stubborn.

It's only a joke though; my self-image isn't great, but it isn't awful either.